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  1. #2126
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    Quote Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile View Post
    Plates end in food coma or the shits. I'd be useless after lunch.
    Still, the most inappropriate business lunch remains french onion soup.
    Truth. I had a flight that afternoon and couldn’t risk a mile high deuce so I just kind nibbled and pushed around like a bulemic.
    Learned that lesson at Hattie B one flight back from Nashville.


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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Dong, where is my automobile?
    Lake. Big lake.
    "Have you ever seen a monk get wildly fucked by a bunch of teenage girls?" "No" "Then forget the monastery."


    "You ever hear of a little show called branded? Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes. Not exactly a lightweight." Walter Sobcheck.

    "I didn't have a grandfather on the board of some fancy college. Key word being was. Did he touch the Filipino exchange student? Did he not touch the Filipino exchange student? I don't know Brooke, I wasn't there."

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    Wait, McKnight was from Buffalo?

    The list of famous people from there is astounding.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Wait, McKnight was from Buffalo?

    The list of famous people from there is astounding.
    You'd want to leave too if you were from there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Wait, McKnight was from Buffalo?

    The list of famous people from there is astounding.
    I had to visit his wiki page today when I couldn’t remember what his big hit was. Sure I can remember his name and face no problem, but for the life of me I couldn’t remember why I should know that.

    That’s when I saw where he’s from. It was a little Easter egg on this overcast winters day.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I had to visit his wiki page today when I couldn’t remember what his big hit was. Sure I can remember his name and face no problem, but for the life of me I couldn’t remember why I should know that.

    That’s when I saw where he’s from. It was a little Easter egg on this overcast winters day.
    This post reeks of revisionist history. And that makes me like it more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post
    This post reeks of revisionist history. And that makes me like it more.
    Nothing about my encounter with Mr. McKnight is revisionist, however the newly-found Buffalo bit was just too good to leave out.

    Its not every day you can seamlessly tie in a discussion about Outback Steakhouse, Upstate and Brian McKnight all in one tight package.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    86 pages of rainbows and unicorns.

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    You get that driveshaft installed yet?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Not only has that driveshaft been installed but I know where I'll be shopping for my next credenza. That journey has sparked a whole new appreciation for the downstate corridor. Thanks for the follow up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
    86 pages of rainbows and unicorns.
    Now with the musical stylings of some soft rhythm and blues.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I had to visit his wiki page today when I couldn’t remember what his big hit was. Sure I can remember his name and face no problem, but for the life of me I couldn’t remember why I should know that.

    That’s when I saw where he’s from. It was a little Easter egg on this overcast winters day.
    And he got expelled from his Seventh Day Adventist college for having his girlfriend in the dorm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownski View Post
    And he got expelled from his Seventh Day Adventist college for having his girlfriend in the dorm.
    Sinner.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownski View Post
    And he got expelled from his Seventh Day Adventist college for having his girlfriend in the dorm.
    This is not a man to be fucked with. Pretty surprised Bmills and his crew didn't end up behind the restaurant face down by the grease drums.

    No way would I have pulled this with Rick James.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    This is not a man to be fucked with. Pretty surprised Bmills and his crew didn't end up behind the restaurant face down by the grease drums.

    No way would I have pulled this with Rick James.
    Rumor has it that Chapelle's next big skit after Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories was going to be about Brian McKnight, but instead he settled on the more content-rich R. Kelly instead.

    Our loss apparently.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    The upstate New York dope caught smoking marijuana inside a senator’s office during the US Capitol riots said his profile on the dating app Bumble has been “blowing up” after the siege.

    Brandon Fellows, 26, was easily weeded out as one of those storming the building after he was caught puffing on a joint with his muddy boots propped on a table in the office of Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.).

    “This one is going to get me incriminated,” Fellows told Bloomberg News of the footage of him inside the senator’s trashed office.

    Still, Fellows insisted he had “no regrets” — and is already planning to return to Washington, DC, to protest Joe Biden’s inauguration.

    But while he fears spending time in federal prison, his infamy has been doing wonders for his love life — “blowing up” his profile on Bumble, the handyman who lives in a converted school bus told Bloomberg.

    His political views have fractured his relationship with his family, however, with only his grandparents inviting him to Christmas dinner — but making him eat in his bus because he didn’t take COVID-19 seriously enough, he said.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Oh, so the bus moves. That's convenient.

    Wonder what Upstate burg he's currently parked in.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ncskier View Post
    We had a in person meeting with a tech company In Rochester and they served us garbage plates for lunch. No joke


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    That is awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Oh, so the bus moves. That's convenient.

    Wonder what Upstate burg he's currently parked in.



    So many possibilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Oh, so the bus moves. That's convenient.

    Wonder what Upstate burg he's currently parked in.
    We could start a Bumble profile with KQ's 1970's bikini pics and find out.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Rick James?

    My wife has told me the story of her first memory of moving to Hollywood in the mid 80's - she's stopped at a red light behind a limo and Rick James jumps out the back to do a quick drug deal with some dude in the car next to him. Moving fast, those are skills you learn from living in Buffalo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain View Post
    Moving fast, those are skills you learn from living in Buffalo.
    It's cold and windy there, so you learn to minimize exposure by habit.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post

    Its not every day you can seamlessly tie in a discussion about Outback Steakhouse, Upstate and Brian McKnight all in one tight package.
    Based on what we've seen in this thread, I think I might argue that it actually IS everyday that you can tie stuff like that together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    It's cold and windy there, so you learn to minimize exposure by habit.
    Wait, Rick James is from Buffalo too? What are the odds?

    Quote Originally Posted by EWG View Post
    Based on what we've seen in this thread, I think I might argue that it actually IS everyday that you can tie stuff like that together.
    It truly is an amazing time to be alive!
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Wait, Rick James is from Buffalo too? What are the odds?
    The city is the birthplace of many musical talents. Bet you didn't know Dr. Dirty is from Buffalo too.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Valby

    This is great...

    "Valby was born and raised in upstate New York.[2] He attended school in Rochester, New York, where at age seven, was taught to play the piano by two nuns.[2][3] At ten, Valby wanted to become a performer. In 1966, Valby graduated from Middlebury College in Middlebury, Vermont. He attended Duke University, and graduated with a degree in idealism. At one point he considered a profession as a philosophy teacher, but soon realized it was not right for him and focused on musical entertainment."
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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