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  1. #9401
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
    That man had a good day.
    I still call it The Jake.

  2. #9402
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    always learned new things
    that is advice I will take to heart
    like when my old man made me promise to never ever date or marry a girl from long island
    Liking his playbook more and more.

  3. #9403
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    my old man made me promise to never ever date or marry a girl from Long Island
    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
    Liking his playbook more and more.
    yup. Wise man for sure

  4. #9404
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    Isn’t it one word?

    Longisland?
    I still call it The Jake.

  5. #9405
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    it’s three, lawn guy land.

  6. #9406
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    Flid


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  7. #9407
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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    it’s three, lawn guy land.
    Not only stoke
    But dialect master two

  8. #9408
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    My father would never say it out loud, but he felt that way. Until I brought one home with the most stunning set of tits that he got to ogle in the pool.
    Didn’t say squat.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

  9. #9409
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    Not only stoke
    But dialect master two
    Fred, if you and your crying gf don't have anything to do Thurs. night, you are more than welcome at my place for a full spread. Not kidding, it will be me and a senior. He's not hot, no worries of taking your next dibs. You have my number.

    On a side note, I distinctly remember the 1st time and every time actually a woman has dropped crying in my arms after some nookie. I also remember myself doing the same.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

  10. #9410
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    There's a lot to unpack here, but I always felt the Rutland vibe was very Upstate-ish.
    Oh yeah


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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Holy shit, lot to unpack indeed!

    So the Saratoga Springs cops shot the Rutland Sheriff 10 times and he's in stable condition?

    Yep stable condition

    He is a part time sheriff…


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  12. #9412
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    You think they're playing this at the Saratoga Springs Police HQ?



    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  13. #9413
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    Bets on if it was Benny that started the bar argument that led to this whole thing?
    I still call it The Jake.

  14. #9414
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    How would Bunny get that late into the night without already getting kicked out and/or his ass kicked?

  15. #9415
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Bets on if it was Benny that started the bar argument that led to this whole thing?
    You think he brought up the Magic t-shirts again?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  16. #9416
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    Someone mentioned his parents.

    Or soup.
    I still call it The Jake.

  17. #9417
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Fred, if you and your crying gf don't have anything to do Thurs. night, you are more than welcome at my place for a full spread. Not kidding, it will be me and a senior. He's not hot, no worries of taking your next dibs. You have my number.

    On a side note, I distinctly remember the 1st time and every time actually a woman has dropped crying in my arms after some nookie. I also remember myself doing the same.
    wrong thread bud
    thanks for the invite but already have a couple places to be I do remember spending an easter in edwards and shit getting silly unfortunately soandso turned into a head injury mess when he drove his car off a cliff maybe you've dated his ex she knows how to tear up edwards if she's still around

    and her whole fucking family lives her to it's like living in upstate ny where a small gathering is alot of people and they are all analyzing you its like meet the parents breckenridge style since they own some restaurants and I already know some of them I'm just afraid of what her sister has said about me

    small towns are all the same

    now where were we?

  18. #9418
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    ^So, you're declining the invitation?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  19. #9419
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    ^So, you're declining the invitation?
    might stop in
    kinda odd to pound on some chick when her mom is in the next room and your not in highschool anymore
    do you think?

  20. #9420
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    No.

  21. #9421
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    Consistently the best thread on TGR.
    I still call it The Jake.

  22. #9422
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    might stop in
    kinda odd to pound on some chick when her mom is in the next room and your not in highschool anymore
    do you think?
    Now I see why you passed on the trailer park life.

  23. #9423
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    Mom knocks on the door to join in - kinda weird.

  24. #9424
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    Quote Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain View Post
    Mom knocks on the door to join in - kinda weird.
    It all hinges on how hot mom is.

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