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  1. #6126
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    That top ain’t even cracked! that there’s a fucking stunt beer…



    Who was the hand model on that shoot? A full investigation of this travesty should immediately commence. We clearly need to get to the bottom of this… scapegoats will be sacrificed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    That top ain’t even cracked! that there’s a fucking stunt beer…



    Who was the hand model on that shoot? A full investigation of this travesty should immediately commence. We clearly need to get to the bottom of this… scapegoats will be sacrificed!
    Now that you mention it, I have to agree; that beer is clearly not open. And the Hestra on the thumb is very conspicuous. What is going on here?

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    Fucking stunt beers. Fail.

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    They’re watching us.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Haha

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    What's the order of operations for dealing with man made snow glazing on goggles? I'm a noob to riding lifts and skiing while getting blasted by artifical intelligence Ullr.

    Please help a devoted, and slightly misguided, husband stuck in what I think is probably just maybe well very likely, upstate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skinipenem View Post
    What's the order of operations for dealing with man made snow glazing on goggles? I'm a noob to riding lifts and skiing while getting blasted by artifical intelligence Ullr.

    Please help a devoted, and slightly misguided, husband stuck in what I think is probably just maybe well very likely, upstate.

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    Drink beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skinipenem View Post
    What's the order of operations for dealing with man made snow glazing on goggles? I'm a noob to riding lifts and skiing while getting blasted by artifical intelligence Ullr.

    Please help a devoted, and slightly misguided, husband stuck in what I think is probably just maybe well very likely, upstate.
    Close your eyes

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    It’s called champagne rime. Consider yourself lucky.

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    ***snaps-to from the end of the bar, “Hey! I can contribute here!”***

    Coming from an expert background in slaying moguls, frozen dirt, boilerplate glare-ice, packed powder, corn and slush, all in 400 glorious vertical feet while every snow gun in the lower Great Lakes is pinned on your stuck fixed-triple chair, I can confidently offer the following advice:

    Get some good double-lensed goggles and put them on right when you leave the house and never take them off from the time you get on hill till you are in the car and 5 miles into the drive home. The consistent temp from your dome will keep it sufficiently warm to melt that first blast layer.

    Next is to find some kind of scraping implement for when that gun-snow becomes real stingy and sticky all at the same time. I had a killer pair of GoreTex gloves from Wave Rave for like 16 years that had 2 things: one, a two-blade small short and inconspicuous squeegee on the backside of the right glove. That shit could move a 2 day old rained-on plow pile in the street like it was nothing and no one ever noticed it. Second was microfiber on the outside of the left thumb so you could buff out anything on your lens, or use it as an impromptu snot rag. Either, way, helpful.

    Aside from that, I’d go with the aforementioned drinking. Always helped in those conditions. Cheers.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    The Official Argue About Where Upstate NY Is Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Brownski View Post
    Hmmmm
    Is UC naturally this in touch with their customer base? Or should we be taking credit for something?

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    I know those guys. Yes, they are very much in touch with their customer base. They are good guys.

    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    They’re watching us.
    This too.

    I’m quite confident.

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    Gimme five, I'm still alive!
    Ain't no luck, I learned to duck!

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    Scientifically proven blah blah. I still think you should just close your eyes, if you can't see the frozen lens it won't bother you.

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    The Official Argue About Where Upstate NY Is Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by St. Jerry View Post
    Ok, see the problem here was alcohol poisoning in addition to the hallucinogens. One or the other would have been just fine, apparently.

    I’m honestly surprised that the kids got to 19 years old without learning this. Maybe the Upstates have changed.
    Last edited by EWG; 01-05-2022 at 08:56 PM.

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    For some reason I found myself scanning the first dozen pages or so of this thread; maybe TOTY related.

    Anyway, some funny shit, and man we were lost.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Drink beer.
    Pretty sure I'll lose my liver living here

    @BmillsSkier scraper with some cheaper goggles songs like a plan tyx

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    I think I remember goggle squeegees in the old Campmor catalogs and on the counter at EMS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    They’re watching us.
    When UC launches a marketing campaign around defining the Upstate we will know for sure. They could mine this thread for some great ideas.

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    For the record, that pic came from an instapost where UC was tagged (#ucforme).

    Here's the dude's account;
    https://www.instagram.com/evansinco/

    ^^
    Evan is a mag all day long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I think I remember goggle squeegees in the old Campmor catalogs and on the counter at EMS.
    I think they were called skigees, no shit.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I think they were called skigees, no shit.
    https://www.tognar.com/skigee-goggle...ors-sold-each/
    www.dpsskis.com
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    formerly an ambassador for a few others, but the ski industry is... interesting.
    Fukt: a very small amount of snow.

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    Holy shit, I haven't seen Cat since my Mt. Brighton days. Great link.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Hilarious last quote in there. Straight from the Upstates.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    0° cold smoke……

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