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01-25-2022, 05:14 PM #6426
fuck melting it, just drive right over that shit. what ya really need more grit! just sand the crap out of it…
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01-25-2022, 05:17 PM #6427
Doesn't Elon Musk make flamethrowers?
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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01-25-2022, 05:53 PM #6428Registered User
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01-25-2022, 06:15 PM #6429
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01-25-2022, 06:22 PM #6430
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01-25-2022, 06:46 PM #6431
I feel like right now the search function would be helpful to find the story about my old college buddy dumping gas on his neighbor’s overgrown bushes they refused to let him trim on his side of their property line every time he walked his dog. Shit got kilt quick and was all, “weird, they were so robust last summer” as he offered to tear them up when he was digging the post holes for his new fence. It was a drawn out, but well-fought battle.
No one needs to see your hoe Wooley.I still call it The Jake.
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01-25-2022, 07:38 PM #6432
moar grit!
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01-26-2022, 07:29 AM #6433
just another day in the upstates….
https://www.syracuse.com/crime/2022/...olice-say.html
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01-26-2022, 07:33 AM #6434
How do you leave your cell phone at the site of one of the stop signs you plowed over?
Trying to get that footy?I still call it The Jake.
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01-26-2022, 08:29 AM #6435
Growing up in the Upstates I had a friend who lived on the end of a cul-de-sac. One night a drunk lady drove up their driveway and into his house. She kept saying to the police (while sitting in the cruiser in handcuffs) that she'd been driving on that road for years and there was never a house there before. Apparently she lived one street past my friend's house, and just sorta missed her exit that night.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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01-26-2022, 08:54 AM #6436
I hate when houses just pop up on you like that.
I still call it The Jake.
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01-26-2022, 09:52 AM #6437
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01-26-2022, 10:31 AM #6438
I don't know the layout of the driveway or anything really about the situation, however, I'd be constantly wracking my brain for a plausible "oops, so sorry" scenario.
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01-26-2022, 11:37 AM #6439
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01-26-2022, 12:46 PM #6440
Where would one buy a flamethrower, at the Army Navy store?
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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01-26-2022, 12:50 PM #6441
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01-26-2022, 12:51 PM #6442
No, no. Downstaters would be wary of the danger and generally shy away from them, or excited about the possibilities and use them in a skilled manner whether for appropriate purposes or not. I think I'd argue that upstaters are likely to be both less mindful of use and less skilled in operation.
We've all seen how they handle folding tables, beer balls, hay bales, tarps and tractors.
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01-26-2022, 12:58 PM #6443
Hell, flamethrowers are easy to get. You don’t even need a license. Check out the video, it can clearly be used for driveway maintenance.
https://throwflame.com/flamethrowers/
You can also get the ladies version at Simmons sporting goods.
https://www.simmonssportinggoods.com...yABEgIF1fD_BwE
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01-26-2022, 01:02 PM #6444
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01-26-2022, 01:07 PM #6445
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01-26-2022, 01:44 PM #6446
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01-26-2022, 01:53 PM #6447
So you can't evaporate the water with the flamethrower and leave a clean driveway?
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01-26-2022, 02:27 PM #6448
Not if you live in Upstate.
A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.
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01-26-2022, 02:32 PM #6449
Without even clicking on the video for the "Exothermic Pulsefire" (how that's not a dildo I'll never know), I can tell you that the cover shot looks like the target market is:
25 to 35 year old people living and/or working in a trailer on a somewhat busy two-lane state route, with multiple other trailers in the yard, with Walgreens-quality hair dye jobs, who aren't afraid to show a little side boob cleavage because it also allows you to show off your new neck/clavicle tattoo, and who aren't afraid to blow shit up, and also love a good flannel, but never button it.
Basically the Upstates.I still call it The Jake.
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01-26-2022, 03:04 PM #6450
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