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    My boss is a fuckin putz

    If you look up the word non-committal it's a fuckin picture of him.
    Repeatedly seeks the advise of subject matter experts and then ignores them.
    Has a 50% chance of actually doing what he says he's gonna do.
    Repeatedly lies to clients and tells them "sure we can do that". Turns around immediately after and says "yeah we're not doin that."
    Has meetings where consensus are reached then sends an email 100% contradictory to that decision. When asked about that 180 says "I dont remember that".
    What a douchtard.
    I guess when you're the boss and your org has zero accountability you do whatever the fuck you want.
    Anyone else have a boss like this?
    FUCKIN LOSER!

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    Welcome to Corporate America.


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    This is unacceptable. Email the dude or chick who is at the very top your post. Tell them if this shit doesn't stop, you're going to the board and heads will roll.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    This is unacceptable. Email the dude or chick who is at the very top your post. Tell them if this shit doesn't stop, you're going to the board and heads will roll.
    Ha. The board. Nice. His supervisor is aware. Doesn't matter my boss sucks the VPs dick super hard.
    I was just informed i will get a new boss and my current boss is being promoted.
    Last edited by lobstahmeatwad; 06-20-2020 at 11:55 PM.

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    Forget the VP...who's the President or Chairman of this fellatio loving organization?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Who's his daddy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Forget the VP...who's the President or Chairman of this fellatio loving organization?
    He knows, they know, no accountability. Good thing the company is crushing it even in these covidian dimensions.
    I just need to vent anonymously kinda. I might just take a few weeks off and stave my time before a real boss steps in in august. But unfortunately it will take him quite a while to get up to speed.
    Last edited by lobstahmeatwad; 06-20-2020 at 11:53 PM.

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    seems like some kind of dear abby column

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    Quote Originally Posted by lobstahmeatwad View Post
    Good thing the company is crushing it even in these covidian dimensions.
    These are tough times so they must be doing something right? I wonder if these other ideas would lead to worse outcomes?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    When is the Branch Covidian compound gonna erupt?

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    I sent everyone home. Running a religion is not what it's cracked up to be. Between the atheists and zealots it's constant problems. The upside of this I can now do things I love, like consulting on management problems and preaching love and understanding to the heathens here in the PR.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    i guess we need to pour one out for the lost religions of PR

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    Wait!! Did the OP not understand that at the upper levels of business the job is to suck dicks? Reread the official job description. It's in there somewhere.
    A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.

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    My boss is a fuckin putz

    Quote Originally Posted by lobstahmeatwad View Post
    I just need to vent anonymously kinda.
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    I don’t know man, clearly you’re in Mexitana. So your boss may even see this.

    And your job is “you want, me do”? So that narrows it down to butler services in Mexitana. The jig is up my friend. No anonymity here.
    Last edited by t-the-east; 06-17-2020 at 06:08 PM.

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    Where is Mexitana?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by lobstahmeatwad View Post
    If you look up the word non-committal it's a fuckin picture of him.
    Repeatedly seeks the advise of subject matter experts and then ignores them.
    Has a 50% chance of actually doing what he says he's gonna do.
    Repeatedly lies to clients and tells them "sure we can do that". Turns around immediately after and says "yeah we're not doin that."
    Has meetings where consensus are reached then sends an email 100% contradictory to that decision. When asked about that 180 says "I dont remember that".
    What a douchtard.
    I guess when you're the boss and your org has zero accountability you do whatever the fuck you want.
    Anyone else have a boss like this?
    FUCKIN LOSER!
    Sounds like my former boss. He was the CEO, so not much we would do about him. He was let go when we were acquired, which was my main motivation in making sure the deal closed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-the-east View Post

    I don’t know man, clearly you’re in Mexitana. So your boss may even see this.

    And your job is “you want, me do”? So that narrows it down to butler services is Mexitana. The jig is up my friend. No anonymity here.
    Yeah my TGR profile could do with some updating, but surprisingly still somewhat accurate. It's allot less mexi then it used to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Where is Mexitana?
    Bend over I'll show ya!
    ha
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wooley12 View Post
    Wait!! Did the OP not understand that at the upper levels of business the job is to suck dicks? Reread the official job description. It's in there somewhere.
    I refuse to participate in upper level dick sucking only those at my level or beneath me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    seems like some kind of dear abby column
    Dear fastfred, sometimes I am afraid to poop in public, what should I do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lobstahmeatwad View Post
    If you look up the word non-committal it's a fuckin picture of him.
    Repeatedly seeks the advise of subject matter experts and then ignores them.
    Has a 50% chance of actually doing what he says he's gonna do.
    Repeatedly lies to clients and tells them "sure we can do that". Turns around immediately after and says "yeah we're not doin that."
    Has meetings where consensus are reached then sends an email 100% contradictory to that decision. When asked about that 180 says "I dont remember that".
    What a douchtard.
    I guess when you're the boss and your org has zero accountability you do whatever the fuck you want.
    Anyone else have a boss like this?
    FUCKIN LOSER!
    Are you a member of the clergy?

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    Kewl story bro.
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    I sent everyone home. Running a religion is not what it's cracked up to be. Between the atheists and zealots it's constant problems. The upside of this I can now do things I love, like consulting on management problems and preaching love and understanding to the heathens here in the PR.
    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    i guess we need to pour one out for the lost religions of PR
    Right? Now what are we supposed to do? Mix our own margaritas?

    And what will become of the shuttle bus?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    OP. Quit. Life's too short to work for an asshole.

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