RIP Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima

[fhw]

I will weep over the loss of Aunt Jemima syrup ......

Said no one. Ever. That shit is just nasty corn syrup. I'd rather top my pancakes with septic sludge.

[Timberridge]

Said no one. Ever. That shit is just nasty corn syrup. I'd rather top my pancakes with septic sludge.

I suspect this may be hyperbole. You realize septic sludge contains all sorts of coliform bacteria?

[billyk]

What about earl Campbell’s hotlinks? They have some big black guy on the package?! Like a big black guy is supposed to know about bbq?


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Shame about what happened to Earl. The man can barely move any more.

[BmillsSkier]

I suspect this may be hyperbole. You realize septic sludge contains all sorts of coliform bacteria?

Maybe he should call Bobby, work out a deal of sorts.

If anything it’d save him from eating sewage.

[Timberridge]

Bobby's a hustler. He's always ready to do a deal.

[Bunion 2020]

From his past T-tips days he spewed lots of septic sludge so there ya go.

[Cono Este]

Has anyone said REDSKINS yet? You know, the team that plays in a nations Capitol?


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[irul&ublo]

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Those look like some pretty grande bolsas to me!

[Timberridge]

From his past T-tips days he spewed lots of septic sludge so there ya go.

Hold on here. Bobby was a telemarker??

[EZB]

My friend's favorite food is pancakes, waffles, and french toast. He had no idea Aunt Jemima's (Log Cabin, etc) isn't really maple syrup. Thinks margarine and butter are the same thing. I was gonna compliment him, "At least yer smarter than Trump" til I found out he thinks fans and air conditioners are the same thing too.

[dtown]

My friend's favorite food is pancakes, waffles, and french toast. He had no idea Aunt Jemima's (Log Cabin, etc) isn't really maple syrup. Thinks margarine and butter are the same thing. I was gonna compliment him, "At least yer smarter than Trump" til I found out he thinks fans and air conditioners are the same thing too.

Is your buddy a 6 year old?


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[KQ]

My friend's favorite food is pancakes, waffles, and french toast. He had no idea Aunt Jemima's (Log Cabin, etc) isn't really maple syrup. Thinks margarine and butter are the same thing. I was gonna compliment him, "At least yer smarter than Trump" til I found out he thinks fans and air conditioners are the same thing too.

Let me guess, your buddy also turns on the shower and jumps right in complaining that it's cold not realizing he can wait outside the shower for it to warm up.

[Bunion 2020]

Hold on here. Bobby was a telemarker??

fhw, try and keep up.

[XXX-er]

To deal with her mouse situ the GF got this really cool black cat from an FN buddy who had named it Spook

we felt the name was culturally inappropriate so his name was changed to Siddhartha

Sid for short

[lifelinksplit]

I mostly wander around in an alcohol and weed induced state of notgiveafuckdom.

Ironically this would be sig-worthy if i actually gave a fuck about sigs..

[Timberridge]

fhw, try and keep up.

Phew.

[Timberridge]

To deal with her mouse situ the GF got this really cool black cat from an FN buddy who had named it Spook

we felt the name was culturally inappropriate so his name was changed to Siddhartha

Sid for short

You can name a cat just about anything. It's not like you will be out on the porch calling it to come home.

And isn't spook is a nickname for a spy...and a communist who used to post here (he could still be here under a newer alias I suppose.)

[Marshall Tucker]

you people take yer syrup a bit too serious. LIghten up fancis.

[BmillsSkier]

I really hope Spook is doing well. Bobby Baker too.

I'm also really relieved that Bobby S. isn't a free-heeled hippy.

[Marshall Tucker]

Ms MT's mother grew up just down the street from the wren's nest.

[fhw]

you people take yer syrup a bit too serious. LIghten up fancis.

No we don't. We take our syrup with just the right amount of seriousness. Those mass produced, corn syrup brands are beyond disgusting.

I'll bet you like Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs too. Might as well be licking the slaughterhouse floor.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Speaking of the slaughterhouse floor - Scrapple and Aunt Jemima.. Pure heaven.

[XXX-er]

You can name a cat just about anything. It's not like you will be out on the porch calling it to come home.

And isn't spook is a nickname for a spy...and a communist who used to post here (he could still be here under a newer alias I suppose.)

if you could meet the FN cowgal who came up with the name spook you would know she wasn't thinking about a spy or a communist

in any case Siddhartha is doing well on his spiritual journey of self-discovery ... killing birds and rodents

[2FUNKY]

[Jong Lafitte]

Now hold on, I knew Al Copeland (he started Popeye's) a little, he was a client after he sold Popeye's and was starting Copeland's (a smaller, more upscale chain that still exists) and that guy was legit down-home N'awlins for sure and was a big foodie too. So Popeye's started out legit at least.

Fair. Withdrawn. It was probably a bit of a misguided slight regardless of who started it, I mean, you can get a po boy there for Pete’s sake. Maybe not the best ever but you ain’t getting no shrimp po boy at the Churches.


My mother would pour the aunt jamima syrup into a Pyrex and microwave it and serve it that way. I didn’t actually read the label until I was like 8. I was like oooooooo AUNT ... Jamima! Up until then I thought my mom was sayin enchamima, because that’s how she’d say it. Enchamima.

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