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    Exclamation Deep Breath & Threat Analysis Thread

    - Deep breaths have been proven to calm people.
    - Should Benny finally STFU?
    - Are they coming for your guns?
    - Does anyone but you care about your kids?
    - Is that wart on your balls something to get checked out now, or later?

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    Later, its only a cold sore. Honestly.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"

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    I breathe deep for all of you. The affluent TGR ski towners, the city urbanite weekend warriors, the dirtbag ski towners, the midwest dreamers and the east coast elite.

    We'll get through this. Welcome to my TGR blog.

    #IBreatheDeep4U

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    thought the world was ending on april 1st this year
    I was pretty happy about it all
    but then I found out the world wasn't ending
    so now this ski town all star is looking for something new every touron is back and it's like we didn't miss a beat
    preferably searching for a hot chick with a van so we can just go live off the land and not give a fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    thought the world was ending on april 1st this year
    I was pretty happy about it all
    but then I found out the world wasn't ending
    so now this ski town all star is looking for something new every touron is back and it's like we didn't miss a beat
    preferably searching for a hot chick with a van so we can just go live off the land and not give a fuck
    The Ski Town All Star is such an enigmatic character. On one hand they strive for social media domination and then other the other hand they post stupid hats being on sale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    thought the world was ending on april 1st this year
    I was pretty happy about it all
    but then I found out the world wasn't ending
    Somebody told you the world was ending on April Fools Day and you just believed them?

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    #IBreatheDeep4U

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    I wonder if Ice is still in the cone of uncertainty.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    For a minute there it looked like this blog had some promise but it really came to a grinding halt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud View Post
    The Ski Town All Star is such an enigmatic character. On one hand they strive for social media domination and then other the other hand they post stupid hats being on sale.
    some of us strive and reach success
    it's tough for some to comprehend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud View Post
    - Is that wart on your balls something to get checked out now, or later?
    PM Rontele
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Who's gonna man the Orange Julius counter while all this important work is being done?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Orenthal James? he’s got the juice…






    allegedly.

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    Benson Profance spotted at a top secret training camp high in euroland.

    Word on the street is training for Alaska.

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    ^^^^^^ best invention since rax

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