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Thread: Things old guys say.
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06-04-2020, 06:42 AM #101
Some good ones here that definitely made me think of my grandfather, RIP. Like ‘that smell would bring a tear to a glass eye’ and ‘wouldn’t trade you for a 100 dog turds’.
Reminds me: he used to always say ‘That guy wouldn’t know shit from Shinola’. As a kid I had no idea what Shinola was, but hearing this repeatedly meant I associated Shinola with shit. So when there was an effort recently to rebirth the brand and have Shinola watches and things like that, I couldn’t picture anyone buying one.
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06-04-2020, 07:43 AM #102Funky But Chic
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06-04-2020, 07:53 AM #103
I was born at night, but not last night.
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06-04-2020, 07:57 AM #104Funky But Chic
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now wait a minute
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06-04-2020, 08:06 AM #105
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06-04-2020, 10:42 AM #106
just over that next rise (just around that next bend)
cut hay when the sun shines
even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes
the sun shines on every dogs a** once in his life
nothin' in life is all good, or all bad
don't wanna stir up a hornet's nest
like tits on a boar
like a humpin' dog
fortunately (un?) all these are in my regular rotation, but in fairness they were stolen from guys older than me at one point or another.north bound horse.
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06-04-2020, 11:20 AM #107
It's like all your grandfathers grew up in Mayberry.
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06-04-2020, 01:12 PM #108
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06-04-2020, 02:41 PM #109
If it floats, flies, or fucks... rent it.
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06-04-2020, 05:08 PM #110
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06-04-2020, 05:16 PM #111
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06-04-2020, 06:19 PM #113Registered User
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06-04-2020, 06:20 PM #114
Keep your powder dry
watch out for snakes
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06-04-2020, 06:39 PM #115
My dad in a sing song voice said
“If you get hit with a bag of shit
Be sure to close your eyes”
I’m not sure where that came from
He also loved limericks. But that’s another thread.. . .
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06-04-2020, 06:59 PM #116Funky But Chic
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My father had a couple in Gaelic (his parents were native speakers) that he never translated, but which were clearly not flattering about us.
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06-04-2020, 07:02 PM #117
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06-04-2020, 07:08 PM #118
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06-04-2020, 08:25 PM #119
If I weren't helping to the level my dad thought appropriate..."God, you're as useless as tits on a boar."
If somebody was a bit randy he would say "he's hornier then a three peckered billygoat."
He grew up on a Pennsylvania dairy farm.
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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06-04-2020, 09:00 PM #120
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06-04-2020, 09:01 PM #121
Happier than a puppy with two peters.
I say/have said a lot of the things in here. I guess that’s telling.
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06-04-2020, 09:47 PM #122
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06-04-2020, 09:56 PM #123Banned
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06-04-2020, 11:58 PM #124
Isn't there some municipal code for you to look up right now?
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06-05-2020, 12:30 AM #125
I like finding out where old sayings originated, especially when they derive from some long vanished technology. I was thinking about "living high off the hog" the other day--the best, most expensive cuts of pork are the highest on the animal. "The cat's out of the bag" refers to the cat o nine tails and the bag it was kept in. Nautical speed measured in knots derives from the knots on the rope used to measure speed. "Keep your powder dry"--that's obvious. These are pretty obvious. there are some real obscure ones I wish I could think of but it's late. Roy Underhill on The Woodright's Shop was always coming up with sayings that derived from woodworking.
There's a whole book of this stuff. https://www.amazon.com/Stories-Behin.../dp/1555210104 I think there's a copy somewhere around the house.
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