Things old guys say.

[old goat]

As the guys who say stuff like this die off, the sayings will die with them--one can only hope.

[Flyoverland Captive]

An old captain from my commercial fishing days:

“As long as you keep your mouth shut and don’t fart, you’re water-tight.”

And when he was profoundly hung-over:

“You want to hear the music, you gotta pay the fiddler.”

[SB]

Get off my statue you kids!

[buttahflake]

Fuck off Scotty, you fucking cunt

[whipski]

it's a hard world and things are tough all over

[Core Shot]

Fuck off Scotty, you fucking cunt

How many times have you posted that?
Having fun yet?

[DeepHelmet]

If you’re gonna be dumb, you need to be tough.

Playing Riverpool Rummy with my Grandpa and someone ended up with a lot of cards, “you gotta hand like a foot!” In a New York Italian accent.

Let’s go boys, This chicken ain’t gonna fuck itself.

If you assume, it makes an ass outta you and me.

[SB]

What in the heck is my pass word?

[fhw]

Its not heavy, its just awkward.

That's not a thing just old guys say. That's a thing anyone who's ever picked up a non-heavy, awkwardly sized/shaped object might have occasion to say.