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  1. #1
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    Here to answer your inquiries about me or my city

    Pretty fun video. The engine sounds make it e em better

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    Question.

    Why do you live in the land of the lost?
    ďLife has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.Ē
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    How close (both geographic and social) is this to you personally?

    Do you relate to the frustration?

    Do you have any illuminating stories about the police there that might shed light on this?

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    When you loot a Target, what's the best department to raid for maximum return?
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    When you loot a Target, what's the best department to raid for maximum return?
    What to target at Target. That's deep man

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    Stupid to hit target too, that’s money coming into mpls....any other big box I get...or target in some other metro. But target is based in mpls for fucks sake. So fucking stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    When you loot a Target, what's the best department to raid for maximum return?
    Apparently for the guy about 1:30 in, it’s a portable kitty condo.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    So by “here” you mean “not here.”

    And by “answer” you mean “not answer”.

    Fantastic.

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    I have a question about your city. How far do you have to go from your motherís basement to get a Juicy Lucy? And do you bum a couple of bucks off her to fuel the faux AMG for the trip?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    Do you have any illuminating stories about the police there that might shed light on this?
    Only 8% of MPLS police live in the city. The rest live in extremely white bread, Trump-supporting suburbs.

    This says a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    Stupid to hit target too, that’s money coming into mpls....any other big box I get...or target in some other metro. But target is based in mpls for fucks sake. So fucking stupid.
    There aren't really any big chains in the immediate area, other than this Target and a Cub Foods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I have a question about your city. How far do you have to go from your motherís basement to get a Juicy Lucy?
    11 miles from casa Papa and Mama Rootskier. This is assuming you are talking about THE Jucy Lucy at Matt's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    11 miles from casa Papa and Mama Rootskier. This is assuming you are talking about THE Jucy Lucy at Matt's.
    (I am not digital death but I did have a high school girlfriend from Edina.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    Stupid to hit target too, thatís money coming into mpls....any other big box I get...or target in some other metro. But target is based in mpls for fucks sake. So fucking stupid.
    Most of the HQ workers are in the white bread burbs to the north, technically

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    Most of the HQ workers are in the white bread burbs to the north, technically
    Isn't HQ downtown?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    Isn't HQ downtown?
    Yes in name, but iirc they now have more heads at the big campus north of 610 in Brooklyn Park.

    theres a habitat for humanity restore around the corner from this shopping center I’ve occasionally scavenged, the shopping center w/target & cub is weird. Decidedly crappy/trashy weird.

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    Many more throw pillows were looted than I expected, are throw pillows a must-have out there? I was expecting 3, tops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    Many more throw pillows were looted than I expected, are throw pillows a must-have out there? I was expecting 3, tops.
    I cracked up at that guy too...grabs batteries on an impulse loot going out the door

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    Quote Originally Posted by k2skier112 View Post
    I cracked up at that guy too...grabs batteries on an impulse loot going out the door
    There were multiple guys coming out with assorted pillows and I can't wrap my head around it. I mean, sure, they are full of adrenaline and not thinking straight but how do you get distracted by decorative pillows on your way to the electronics department?

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    There were multiple guys coming out with assorted pillows and I can't wrap my head around it. I mean, sure, they are full of adrenaline and not thinking straight but how do you get distracted by decorative pillows on your way to the electronics department?
    You need to head on over the the "I love my wife but JFC..." thread - these guys were just following their adrenaline fueled instincts. They are gonna get laid tonight for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    11 miles from casa Papa and Mama Rootskier. This is assuming you are talking about THE Jucy Lucy at Matt's.
    Are you sure itís not the 5-8?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    There were multiple guys coming out with assorted pillows and I can't wrap my head around it. I mean, sure, they are full of adrenaline and not thinking straight but how do you get distracted by decorative pillows on your way to the electronics department?
    targets have 50 iPhones and 5000 throw pillows. Guess which were gone before the cameras arrived. The xxxl neon yellow slim edge thongs were probably gone too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    How close (both geographic and social) is this to you personally?

    Do you relate to the frustration?

    Do you have any illuminating stories about the police there that might shed light on this?
    My mom lives 4 blocks from here. I was at her house today


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    https://youtu.be/TQRywSyIOUU

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