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    It's a sad day

    Used this for many years on my ball sack, ass crack and in my ski socks. Now its gone.

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    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Maybe try a mcrib instead
    Or gold bond
    One of them outta work
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    Yo poliassfuckers
    theres a special basement for your lame shit

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    They don't smell the same, and cornstarch doesn't have the antifriction properties I desire. All because some chicks had to stick this up their cooter. It's why dudes can't have nice things anymore.

    And who sticks a McRib up their ass, besides Buttah?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    maybe glade


    makes a product
    2 freshen
    deeemm nuts
    and der poopenhausens
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    Yo poliassfuckers
    theres a special basement for your lame shit

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    BRING BACK THE RYE TRISCUITS TOO, DAMNIT
    Forum Cross Pollinator

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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    makes a product
    2 freshen
    deeemm nuts
    and der poopenhausens
    Exactly. Then some chicks came up with the idea of packing that stuff up there like they're loading a black powder rifle.

    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    BRING BACK THE RYE TRISCUITS TOO, DAMNIT
    Is that a Johnson & Johnson product too?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    No, Triscuits are from Wickerware.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Exactly. Then some chicks came up with the idea of packing that stuff up there like they're loading a black powder rifle.
    hahhahahahahahahahahaha

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    the black powder reference is pure and simple gold. thank you.

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    its all fun and games till the powder filled cache o crazy detonates on gi johnson
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    Yo poliassfuckers
    theres a special basement for your lame shit

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    Based on the light research I did out of curiosity, and some toxicology background, the whole lawsuit was bullshit. But Hey lawyers gonna lawyer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Exactly. Then some chicks came up with the idea of packing that stuff up there like they're loading a black powder rifle.
    Fucking dying over here. I can't stop laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    They don't smell the same, and cornstarch doesn't have the antifriction properties I desire.
    Penzoil?

    No, wait, Quaker State.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    Maybe try a mcrib instead
    Or gold bond
    One of them outta work
    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    They don't smell the same, and cornstarch doesn't have the antifriction properties I desire.
    5.29 @ target.com
    https://www.goldbond.com/blog/product/friction-defense/

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    Edit to add-Scent it with any assential oils that your wife was conned into buying from that one acquaintance on facebook
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    Have you seen a one armed man around here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    BRING BACK THE RYE TRISCUITS TOO, DAMNIT
    And the tags
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    They don't smell the same...
    Why are you sniffing your balls?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Why are you sniffing your balls?
    He sniffs his own balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    He sniffs his own balls.
    Who doesn't?

    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Penzoil?

    No, wait, Quaker State.
    I may try graphite.

    "During the reign of Elizabeth I (1558–1603), Borrowdale graphite was used as a refractory material to line moulds for cannonballs, resulting in rounder, smoother balls"
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
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    Ball-ard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Who doesn't?



    I may try graphite.

    "During the reign of Elizabeth I (1558–1603), Borrowdale graphite was used as a refractory material to line moulds for cannonballs, resulting in rounder, smoother balls"
    This checks out.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    "During the reign of Elizabeth I (1558–1603), Borrowdale graphite was used as a refractory material to line moulds for cannonballs, resulting in rounder, smoother balls"
    A bit curious what exactly you googled to get that result.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    A bit curious what exactly you googled to get that result.
    Smooth round balls of course.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Johnson & Johnson
    Dicks.
    "Can't you see..."

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