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05-20-2020, 06:52 AM #1
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It's a sad day
Used this for many years on my ball sack, ass crack and in my ski socks. Now its gone.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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05-20-2020, 07:05 AM #2
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Maybe try a mcrib instead
Or gold bond
One of them outta work"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
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05-20-2020, 07:07 AM #3
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They don't smell the same, and cornstarch doesn't have the antifriction properties I desire. All because some chicks had to stick this up their cooter. It's why dudes can't have nice things anymore.
And who sticks a McRib up their ass, besides Buttah?"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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05-20-2020, 07:25 AM #4
Irrie Rasta Dog Copilot
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maybe glade
makes a product
2 freshen
deeemm nuts
and der poopenhausens"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
"I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno
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05-20-2020, 07:29 AM #5
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BRING BACK THE RYE TRISCUITS TOO, DAMNIT
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05-20-2020, 07:32 AM #6
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Exactly. Then some chicks came up with the idea of packing that stuff up there like they're loading a black powder rifle.
Originally Posted by skifishbum
Is that a Johnson & Johnson product too? Originally Posted by rideit
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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05-20-2020, 07:34 AM #7
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No, Triscuits are from Wickerware.
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05-20-2020, 07:46 AM #8
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hahhahahahahahahahahaha Originally Posted by Timberridge
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05-20-2020, 07:49 AM #9
snow please
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the black powder reference is pure and simple gold. thank you.
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05-20-2020, 08:21 AM #10
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its all fun and games till the powder filled cache o crazy detonates on gi johnson
"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
"I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno
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05-20-2020, 08:25 AM #11
yawn.
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Based on the light research I did out of curiosity, and some toxicology background, the whole lawsuit was bullshit. But Hey lawyers gonna lawyer.
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05-20-2020, 08:43 AM #12
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Fucking dying over here. I can't stop laughing. Originally Posted by Timberridge
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05-20-2020, 08:48 AM #13
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Penzoil? Originally Posted by Timberridge
No, wait, Quaker State.I still call it The Jake.
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05-20-2020, 09:07 AM #14
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05-20-2020, 09:13 AM #15
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Originally Posted by skifishbum
5.29 @ target.com Originally Posted by Timberridge
https://www.goldbond.com/blog/product/friction-defense/
Edit to add-Scent it with any assential oils that your wife was conned into buying from that one acquaintance on facebookBunny Don't Surf
Have you seen a one armed man around here?
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05-20-2020, 10:53 AM #16
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And the tags Originally Posted by rideit
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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05-20-2020, 10:54 AM #17
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Why are you sniffing your balls? Originally Posted by Timberridge
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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05-20-2020, 10:58 AM #18
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He sniffs his own balls. Originally Posted by irul&ublo
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05-20-2020, 11:15 AM #19
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Who doesn't? Originally Posted by riser3
I may try graphite. Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
"During the reign of Elizabeth I (1558–1603), Borrowdale graphite was used as a refractory material to line moulds for cannonballs, resulting in rounder, smoother balls""timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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05-20-2020, 11:22 AM #20
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Ball-ard Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
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05-20-2020, 11:22 AM #21
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This checks out. Originally Posted by Timberridge
I still call it The Jake.
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05-20-2020, 11:24 AM #22
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A bit curious what exactly you googled to get that result. Originally Posted by Timberridge
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05-20-2020, 11:26 AM #23
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05-20-2020, 11:29 AM #24
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Smooth round balls of course. Originally Posted by iceman
I still call it The Jake.
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05-20-2020, 11:35 AM #25
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Dicks. Originally Posted by Timberridge
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