Fork discipline?

[bourbonisgood]

common caustic chaotic cutlery complaint.

I feel like this could be a line from a new domestic remake of Blackalicious’ Alphabet Aerobics. Care to regale is with a few more verses?

[iceman]

I van’t de fook on da tablue

Drunk post? Accent imitation? Drunk accent imitation post?

[iceman]

One fork vs. two chopsticks. I've chosen the route of less baggage myself. But whatever floats yer boat.

[Marshall Tucker]

OP. Pics or it didn't happen.

[riser4]

I did an experiment once where I just dumped all the silverware in the drawer in whichever slot it landed. Nobody was impressed.

[Beaver]

For the last 3 plus years I've only used chopsticks and a spoon to eat. Fit my lifestyle and philosophy. I really can't tell you the last time I used a fork.

I have custom forged sticks and a custom carved spoon. I don't really need more seeing as I have way too many knives.

Pretty fucking hard to eat a nice steak though.

[Core Shot]

Pretty fucking hard to eat a nice steak though.

Are your hands broken?
Pussy

[PB]

I was gonna say, " the ultimate ironing - a beaver with no teeth"

[dookeyXXX]

My three takeaways from this thread:
1. Get rid of the kids or
2. Get rid of the wife or
3. Get ride of the utensils and let everyone eat with their hands
Problems solved...

That said, I have a tenant who has rented a room from me for 5 years now. She still doesn't put the right utensils in the proper drawers. It astounds me as she has a Master's Degree, yet can't put the cutlery in the cutlery drawer or the wooden utensils in the wooden utensil holder. She also refuses to use the scrubby side of the sponge when washing dishes, so I usually have to rewash everything before using it.