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    TGR role model: 5 year old takes off in family car to buy Lamborghini

    I didn't see this posted yet -

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...olice-boy-five

    "Utah state troopers pulled over a five-year-old boy driving his parents’ car down the highway. The precocious youngster told the officers he was on his way to California to buy himself a Lamborghini – with $3 in his pocket.

    Troopers in Ogden, outside Salt Lake City, initially thought the car was being driven by an impaired driver. But when they found the boy driving, he told police he left home after an argument, in which his mother refused to buy him the luxury sports car. ..."

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    This kid is showing us all up, I mean, only 5 years old and he's already done more than most of us have in the average midlife crisis. I hope he can join TGR when he gets out of Utah state prison, as he'll likely be either a hardened criminal or a kick-ass adrenaline junkie, or both.

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    Hero.

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    meh.... lemme know when he acquires the AMG shift knob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coldfeet View Post
    This kid is showing us all up, I mean, only 5 years old and he's already done more than most of us have in the average midlife crisis.
    At least I've gotten laid.
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    At least I've gotten laid.
    Hey this kid's precocious.

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    $3 in my hand......
    “How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix

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    Best of all, he’s busted in Ogden


    Bad ass little man
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    Kids a total Baller. Going to buy a Lambo for $3 in CA. Love it.
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Calling Bobby Stainless, can you hook a kid up?

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    This was exactly how Bobby S got his start 30 some yrs ago...

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    This was exactly how Bobby S got his start 30 some yrs ago...
    That’s a lot of Ogden’s ago
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    Quote Originally Posted by coldfeet View Post
    I didn't see this posted yet -

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...olice-boy-five

    "Utah state troopers pulled over a five-year-old boy driving his parents’ car down the highway. The precocious youngster told the officers he was on his way to California to buy himself a Lamborghini – with $3 in his pocket.

    Troopers in Ogden, outside Salt Lake City, initially thought the car was being driven by an impaired driver. But when they found the boy driving, he told police he left home after an argument, in which his mother refused to buy him the luxury sports car. ..."

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    This kid is showing us all up, I mean, only 5 years old and he's already done more than most of us have in the average midlife crisis. I hope he can join TGR when he gets out of Utah state prison, as he'll likely be either a hardened criminal or a kick-ass adrenaline junkie, or both.
    And not only gets a ride in a local Lambo owner’s Hurracan, but also gets offer to fly to California and drive one on his own in a controlled environment.

    https://www.thedrive.com/news/33333/...-in-real-lambo

    Fuck up, get rewarded. I’d say he’s got shit dialed.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    David Lesh must be seething with jealousy. This kid should start making Ogden baller videos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coldfeet View Post
    David Lesh must be seething with jealousy. This kid should start making Ogden baller videos.
    lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coldfeet View Post
    I didn't see this posted yet -
    I posted a thread about it earlier in the day already but the search does suck. https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...-a-Lamborghini

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    Quote Originally Posted by RShea View Post
    I posted a thread about it earlier in the day already but the search does suck. https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...-a-Lamborghini
    My fault, I scrolled down in this forum to look but either didn't scroll enough or can't read.

    Cop's dashcam video partway down this page: https://kutv.com/news/local/lamborgh...le-parents-suv . Unfortunately you don't get to see or hear his expression the moment he looks in the car.

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    Dash camera recording was embedded in the Motor1 link I provided. The dialogue was such that I am really surprised the Cop could maintain a straight face and not be laughing when talking on his radio back to the dispatchers.

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