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    YO MOTHER

    earth
    happy day
    youre one tough bitch
    thanks fer being you

    youre still the bestest
    hopes yall git earthy in some attempting safety manner in her honor
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    Yo poliassfuckers
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    Is this a eulogy?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Is this a eulogy?
    is it earths bday?
    aint dead yet
    not even resting
    beautiful plumages
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    Yo poliassfuckers
    theres a special basement for your lame shit

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    While the entire album is worthy, I'll share the Schindler song!

    “A society that puts equality before freedom will get neither. A society that puts freedom before equality will get a high degree of both.”
    ― Milton Friedman

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    Ok, it's probably a bit soon to ring the alarm bells, but in like 5 billion years Earth will be consumed in a fiery death as the sun expands into a red giant, unless an asteroid comes first.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Earth will be consumed in a fiery death as the sun expands into a red giant, unless an asteroid comes first.
    heh... guess I got something to look forward to.

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    “When you look at it from up here, you get an appreciation that our world is a beautiful place and we really do need to take care of it.” Sally Ride (used of course by scorpion). I don’t need to go to space but I still love the quote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Is this a eulogy?
    Planet will be fine? We wont.
    As mentioned she is a tough old broad


    Happy Earth day you favourite planet of mine.
    4.5 BILLION years vs our little spec of time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Ok, it's probably a bit soon to ring the alarm bells, but in like 5 billion years Earth will be consumed in a fiery death as the sun expands into a red giant, unless an asteroid comes first.
    I for one welcome our new red giant overlord?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    My best earth day story.

    Took the MG-42 to the range with a bunch of friends. Ripping belts. Next thing I know, guy beside me says, "Hey, think you started a fire down there." Apparently I missed pulling a tracer from the belt. Ended up burning about 3-4 acres. Controlled burns are a good thing. Turns out the range caught on fire about every spring.

    This was the day.

    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Quote Originally Posted by TNKen View Post
    My best earth day story.

    Took the MG-42 to the range with a bunch of friends. Ripping belts. Next thing I know, guy beside me says, "Hey, think you started a fire down there." Apparently I missed pulling a tracer from the belt. Ended up burning about 3-4 acres. Controlled burns are a good thing. Turns out the range caught on fire about every spring.

    This was the day.

    Am I the only one who gets adds for 'fuel filters' from LAFO AUTO if I watch the above and then watch one of Ian's Forgotten Weapons vids from the suggestions? ATF honey pot.

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    Thought this was gonna be Yo Mama jokes.

    Yo Mama so fat, she wore a Malcom X shirt and a helicopter landed on her!
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I for one welcome our new red giant overlord?
    I'm pretty sure that red giant overload has always ruled over us.... We ain't shit without the sun.

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    Yo Mama so fat, when she wears red, people shout "hey KoolAid Man!"
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    is it earths bday?
    aint dead yet
    not even resting
    beautiful plumages
    Norwegian blue parrot has beautiful plumage
    And yes, it’s just resting

    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
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    im glad somebody got it
    I spent a few sunday nights watching dave allen, benny hill, monty pythons flying circuses, and dr who on pbs
    partying with the we had Monday off restaurant/countryclub crew
    this belongs in the rat flu thread but ill put it here first

    last thing the 80sumthin y.o. American icon poet screenwriter and author wrote before he passed at his desk
    fkn nailed it jim
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    Yo poliassfuckers
    theres a special basement for your lame shit

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