How to smuggle crack in a cutting board

[Rideski]

Since it' a little slow around here, and...weirder questions have been posted in Padded Room before.

[SkiBall]

Wood you be talking nefarious actions?

[papapoopski]

pfft, easy. Get out the drill. You could pack $1M in crack in there.

I don't have a lot going on right now if you want some help. My dads woodshop would make quick work of this.

[Rideski]

That’s a damn fine crack smuggler ya got there.

[papapoopski]

That’s a damn fine crack smuggler ya got there.

Many years ago I met a pretty young woman. I uttered those exact words to her. We are now happily married. And hooked on crack.

[bobz]

Wow, this topic has some real News You Can Use!

[iceman]

pfft, easy. Get out the drill. You could pack $1M in crack in there.

I don't have a lot going on right now if you want some help. My dads woodshop would make quick work of this.

The Colombians could make that whole thing out of coke.

[muted]

The Colombians could make that whole thing out of coke.

Toast it like a marshmellow and wrap it in cellophane, and you are good to go.

[JimmyCarter]

1) Cut secret compartment in cutting board
2) Put crack in compartment
3) Shove the whole thing up your ass and walk through airport security casually

[riser4]

Many years ago I met a pretty young woman. I uttered those exact words to her. We are now happily married. And hooked on crack.

Congrats!

[irul&ublo]

3) Shove the whole thing up your ass and walk through airport security casually

Shouldn't that be in a "How to Smuggle Crack in Your Crack" thread?

[Rideski]

[Rideski]

I guess you wouldn’t want any varnish on the wood.

[Jong Lafitte]

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[Rideski]

That song is actually pretty good. I don’t like the rest of the cd but that one thumps.

[iceman]

1) Cut secret compartment in cutting board
2) Put crack in compartment
3) Shove the whole thing up your ass and walk through airport security casually

This reply has been cracking me up when I read it again for days now.

[riser4]

This reply has been cracking me up when I read it again for days now.

Yup. My family is all "so you been reading that ski forum again I see."