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Thread: Social Distancing Beards
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04-15-2020, 10:19 AM #1
Social Distancing Beards
Some of you have had social distancing beards forever, I'm looking at you mikey.
But who else is growing a rat's nest while stuck at home? If this keeps up, I'm going to be able to hide a sammich in mine before long."fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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04-15-2020, 10:22 AM #2
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04-15-2020, 10:26 AM #3
I had to tame everything with a #2 a couple weeks back when the hairs on my upper lip start annoying my nose. It's getting about that time again.
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04-15-2020, 10:28 AM #4"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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04-15-2020, 10:28 AM #5
On week 6 - no clean up either - letting it birdsnest out.
Mrs. P-Dawg less then amused.
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04-15-2020, 11:38 AM #6
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04-15-2020, 11:38 AM #7
Last time I grew a beard for even just a couple of weeks, we were over in Glacier. What I discovered is that, even though my hair is still blond, my beard has decidedly taken a turn for the pure white. That was the end of that. I look old enough already, I didn't feel the need to enhance my elderly appearance. No-go for me with a pandemic beard.
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04-15-2020, 11:38 AM #8
My daughter is anxiously waiting to be able to braid mine in another week or two. It has been a couple of years since it has been this full.
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04-15-2020, 11:47 AM #9
Anyone catch Justin Trudeau lately? He's looking kinda woolly. LOL!
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04-15-2020, 11:50 AM #10Banned
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I have to grow my beard out to distract from the fact that my back hair has grown out to the point that it is now seamlessly integrated with the hair on the back of my head.
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04-15-2020, 11:54 AM #11
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04-15-2020, 11:58 AM #12Banned
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04-15-2020, 12:06 PM #13
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04-15-2020, 12:15 PM #14
Checking in. Haven't trimmed mine in like 6 weeks. I stand in shaggy solidarity with my stylist. Free the stylists!
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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04-15-2020, 12:26 PM #15
I might have to trim my face flat for the time being. Wearing a mask while breathing, sweating into my beard is mostly unbearable. Plus my beard trim guy is out of service and I'm not really highly evolved like some of you so my beard goes full gorilla/face pelt fast without regular attention from a pro.
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04-15-2020, 02:41 PM #16Hucked to flat once
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I usually have a large and imposing beard...cut it off at the start of stay at home. A lot easier to avoid touching my face without twisting my stash or pontification beard stroking. Haven't shaved for four weeks and it's probably an average beard again...like what most of you 16 year olds are growing.
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04-15-2020, 03:01 PM #17Registered User
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04-15-2020, 03:03 PM #18
I had a trimming accident last week and went with a goatee as the wife wouldn't approve of a mustache. It works but I will probably go back to a beard soon as I am too lazy to shave.
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04-15-2020, 03:15 PM #19Hucked to flat once
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04-15-2020, 03:25 PM #20
So you got yor tubes tied?
watch out for snakes
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04-15-2020, 03:27 PM #21Hucked to flat once
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04-15-2020, 03:32 PM #22
Good move to stay out of the hospitals just now.
Most are kicking the elective stuff down the road any way.watch out for snakes
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04-15-2020, 03:47 PM #23
shorn season for me is +/- april fools day thru labor day...sort of the opposite of deer growing/losing their racks
beard is great for cold days, but meh for hot ones
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04-15-2020, 03:49 PM #24
Used my beard trimmer when I started wearing a mask and I'll keep it trimmed for a bit. Now if I could convince my partner to give me a hair cut I wouldn't look like a crazy person.
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04-15-2020, 03:55 PM #25
In 20 years my wife has still never seen my chin.
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