Social Distancing Beards

[ill-advised strategy]

[iceman]

I might have to trim my face flat for the time being. Wearing a mask while breathing, sweating into my beard is mostly unbearable. Plus my beard trim guy is out of service and I'm not really highly evolved like some of you so my beard goes full gorilla/face pelt fast without regular attention from a pro.

huh.

one time back in the day I trimmed mine with a propane torch. burned off all the scraggly shit with one quick pass and it looked perfect. stank pretty bad though.

[Brownski]

I’m 2.5 -3 weeks in and it still looks like shit. I have maybe two strands of gray hair total on my head but the facial is probably 20%. The pornstache is starting to itch the lip so it’s close to trimming time.

[KenJongIll]

I started one..but I have to go into high risk areas so I want my mask,to fit.

[MakersTeleMark]

I got mildly curious: https://kingsoftoday.com/why-do-beards-turn-grey-first/

[riser4]

Used my beard trimmer when I started wearing a mask and I'll keep it trimmed for a bit. Now if I could convince my partner to give me a hair cut I wouldn't look like a crazy person.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[riser4]

I got mildly curious: https://kingsoftoday.com/why-do-beards-turn-grey-first/

I am severely melanin challenged.

[JimmyCarter]

Anyone have a long term solution for back of neck hair? Getting sick of trimming it up and I can’t find the metrosexual sub forum here. Also, has anyone used the word metrosexual in the past ten years?


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[riser4]

Anyone have a long term solution for back of neck hair? Getting sick of trimming it up and I can’t find the metrosexual sub forum here. Also, has anyone used the word metrosexual in the past ten years?


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Nttawwt

[glademaster]

Anyone have a long term solution for back of neck hair? Getting sick of trimming it up and I can’t find the metrosexual sub forum here. Also, has anyone used the word metrosexual in the past ten years?


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Pop your collar.

I think all the metrosexuals turned into lumbersexuals during the flannel and beard craze of a few years ago.

[JimmyCarter]

Pop your collar.

I think all the metrosexuals turned into lumbersexuals during the flannel and beard craze of a few years ago.

Artisan small batch bourbon scented beard oil does not help my situation though.

[glademaster]

But think of the magnificent sheen it would give to your neck hair.

[Meadow Skipper]

Anyone have a long term solution for back of neck hair? Getting sick of trimming it up and I can’t find the metrosexual sub forum here. Also, has anyone used the word metrosexual in the past ten years?

A mullet - that’ll hide neck hair and chicks dig ‘em.

[nutmegchoi]

Make sure to follow CDC guidelines.

[Mofro261]

[Sirshredalot]

Make sure to follow CDC guidelines.

I gotta be able to have good mask fit sooner or later. Maybe it's time for the Zappa.

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[stuckathuntermtn]

I've had a beard since a couple three years before all this.
Gets me respect from other males and laid from females. Amazing.

[Core Shot]

Make sure to follow CDC guidelines.

How could they leave out the womb broom? Heresy!

And since when is a hitler moustsche a toothbrush? Wtf. It’s hitler. Don’t go there.

[Core Shot]

Anyone have a long term solution for back of neck hair? Getting sick of trimming it up and I can’t find the metrosexual sub forum here. Also, has anyone used the word metrosexual in the past ten years?


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Shower shaving works for the back of the neck.

Im trying to get used to a beard.

I don’t think I’m a beard guy. It makes me feel lazy. I miss my shit shower shave routine.

And I feel scruffy.

[Svengali]

haven't cut a hair since this pandemic shit started!

[riser4]

Ok, I had to carve up my beard in order to wear a legit N95 for the first time all pandemic. I only removed what was required to make a good seal. It looks ridiculous.

[riser4]

Make sure to follow CDC guidelines.

I can attest to the fact that my N95 compatible beard is NOT in their little graphic. They clearly lacked imagination, beard trimmers, and a strong will.

[JimmyCarter]

I can attest to the fact that my N95 compatible beard is NOT in their little graphic. They clearly lacked imagination, beard trimmers, and a strong will.

For the last time, no matter how well its groomed, it doesn't count as a beard if it's on your ass.

[riser4]

For the last time, no matter how well its groomed, it doesn't count as a beard if it's on your ass.

Oh, well, nevermind then. But you're gonna be sorry when I remove the filter.

[JimmyCarter]

Oh, well, nevermind then. But you're gonna be sorry when I remove the filter.

I hope you’ve been removing it to…