Alkaline water for the road

[BmillsSkier]

[TBS]

Our town’s water has a pH of 7.9 and 40ppm of dissolved solids.
So why do I need OPs miracle gizmo?

[Timberridge]

Our town’s water has a pH of 7.9 and 40ppm of dissolved solids.
So why do I need OPs miracle gizmo?

What do you currently run a 200m in?
Do you want to get faster?

[TBS]

run? Bwahahaha

[Timberridge]

Town water is fine then.

[BmillsSkier]

How much chlorine do I need to add to my Al Kaline water to make it paleo friendly?

[El Chupacabra]

First of all, my condolences to Tiger fans on the passing of Al Kaline, the inventor of alkaline water. Few know that in addition to being a HoF outfielder Al was an avid tinkerer of various water formulations to enhance sports performance.

https://deadspin.com/rip-al-kaline-y...got-1842715146

[mtnjam]

I don't know, does alkaline water work the same in a radiator as antifreeze? OP, why don't you drink both and let us know.

[riser4]

Is there really that much of a difference between spammers/bots and Jongs?

[BmillsSkier]

Yes, one is teaching us the benefits of water.

[jono]

And the other is trying to pass the Turing test.

[berko]

Our town’s water has a pH of 7.9 and 40ppm of dissolved solids.
So why do I need OPs miracle gizmo?

Thats a lotta pH down!

[Svengali]

Is “alkaline water” the new “raw water”?

[BmillsSkier]

Nah, it's more like New Coke.

[El Chupacabra]

For those with more discerning palates, they will detect a hint of Crystal Pepsi.

[Tri-Ungulate]

It’s fun to keep up with idiotic beliefs propagated by the Internet. So I googled:



This chemist can confirm the above is laughable.

Buuut...

[BmillsSkier]

For those with more discerning palates, they will detect a hint of Crystal Pepsi.

I will never forget Crystal Pepsi.

As a young lad on my way to Philmont via train on the Southwest Chief from the midwest we noticed it being sold in a test market around Albuquerque. Naturally we bought a shitton of it to show everyone back home this ground breaking cola.

After it sat in 100 degree lockers in Cimarron for 3 weeks plus the train home we unveiled the swill on everyone.

The SNL skit Crystal Gravy several months later around Thanksgiving made total sense.


This is kinda like that indeed.

[TBS]

Thats a lotta pH down!

About 1/2 oz per gallon

[pepperdawg]

RIP the 80's cola wars.

[dannynoonan]

Well alkaline water can be very useful in some instance like if your body is not produce sufficient healthy acid than you can use this water to fulfil it and keep your body hydrated.

Well fuck me sideways. I had no idea, you got any helpful links to buy some o that shit Arthur? My body is not even remotely fulfilled, or acidic.

[mcski]

Can you get sick drinkin piss?

[irul&ublo]

Maine is just so much better than New Hampshire.

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All of Maine or just the Upstate?

[irul&ublo]

Well alkaline water can be very useful in some instance like if your body is not produce sufficient healthy acid than you can use this water to fulfil it and keep your body hydrated.

Healthy acid is what we all need! Pay attention:

https://youtu.be/uzFongNGuQM

[dan_pdx]

Well alkaline water can be very useful in some instance like if your body is not produce sufficient healthy acid than you can use this water to fulfil it and keep your body hydrated.

As a wise man once said, tits or GTFO

[Choss Jonger, Sr.]

Even if it's your own piss?