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  1. #1
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    Alkaline water for the road

    First off, please don't ridicule me for believing in alkaline water and its properties. It's a choice, I'm sticking to it, for now at least. Now, back to what I was going to ask. I'm not the biggest fan of spending money on bottled water, even be it alkaline. Too expensive, there's the whole pollution impact too, nothing to gain from it. But what I was thinking is to get a pitcher that makes alkaline water and even take it with me on my trips. This way, I drink filtered water that's extra healthy! So, any of you who can help out, please pitch in your two cents. Found some budget deals here but I'm still undecided https://www.optimainstitute.com/wate...r-pitcher.html. I know Brita makes good stuff, had a normal pitcher a few years ago that I was quite pleased with. Should I stick with the same brand or do you have other suggestions?

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    Gargle my nutz, bitch.
    Now take a fucking lap
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    buttahflake you take the cake as the biggest tool on tgr. No one would miss you if you took a lap and never came back

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    All the bots need to take a cruise.

    Or gargle bicarbonate.

    Plop plop fizz fizz gargle my jizz?
    Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.
    Hunter S. Thompson

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    Quote Originally Posted by cat in january View Post
    buttahflake you take the cake as the biggest tool on tgr. No one would miss you if you took a lap and never came back
    Whoa guy, I was responding to this bot. If you have beef with me, put me on ignore.
    Gargle my nutz, cat.
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by cat in january View Post
    buttahflake you take the cake as the biggest tool on tgr. No one would miss you if you took a lap and never came back
    He is a tool. However, in this case he's not wrong. He beat me to it. There's a tradition here on TRG that must be upheld. Post obscenities in response to bots/spammers, and DSM threads.

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    Thanks dickweed!
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    Did not realize it was a bot as I did not click on the link. Assumed it was a new jong

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    Quote Originally Posted by cat in january View Post
    Did not realize it was a bot as I did not click on the link. Assumed it was a new jong
    Fuck off, pussy.
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    Ha little man

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    Yes you are
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    He is a tool. However, in this case he's not wrong. He beat me to it. There's a tradition here on TRG that must be upheld. Post obscenities in response to bots/spammers, and DSM threads.
    Conflicted. I'm less convinced that OP is a bot than I am that buttflake is DSM. Unstoppable force meets immovable object: what does this mean?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cat in january View Post
    Did not realize it was a bot as I did not click on the link. Assumed it was a new jong
    Regardless of whether it's a bot or a JONG, Buttah's response seemed spot-on to me.
    I remember a bottomless freedom...

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    This place is slippin.

    Show your Tits or GTFO. Duh.
    Ooof!

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    Hi Catherine. Welcome. I'm on a gluten free diet and I'd like to hear more about this water.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    It’s fun to keep up with idiotic beliefs propagated by the Internet. So I googled:

    Alkaline water enthusiasts claim that its increased hydrogen provides greater hydration than regular water, especially after a hard workout.
    This chemist can confirm the above is laughable.

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    How is it 4 getting dog shit off your door handle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    Its fun to keep up with idiotic beliefs propagated by the Internet. So I googled:



    This chemist can confirm the above is laughable.
    But... she said its a choice?


    Timberridge, Id like to hear more about this gluten free diet.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by highangle View Post
    How is it 4 getting dog shit off your door handle?
    Depends, is your dog on a wheat free diet?

    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Timberridge, I’d like to hear more about this gluten free diet.
    It's actually proven to aid in recovery from covid-19 related illness and complications arising from viral pneumonia.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    How does your gluten free diet work with a paleo imbalance?

    Should I use alkaline for that?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    First of all, my condolences to Tiger fans on the passing of Al Kaline, the inventor of alkaline water. Few know that in addition to being a HoF outfielder Al was an avid tinkerer of various water formulations to enhance sports performance.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    He was also one of Joe Exotics husbands.
    Small world
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    OK, that was GOLD!!!!
    Ooof!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    First of all, my condolences to Tiger fans on the passing of Al Kaline, the inventor of alkaline water. Few know that in addition to being a HoF outfielder Al was an avid tinkerer of various water formulations to enhance sports performance.
    Well done.

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    Maine is just so much better than New Hampshire.

    I did not know that Mr. Tiger had a water company. RIP.

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