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  1. 04-03-2020, 12:10 PM #1
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    Seattle Area Mags: Who wants 200 lbs of a 3 year old grass fed cow?

    My in laws have one of the last family farms on the Eastside. They have slaughtered one of their cows and have too much meat.

    They need to sell 1/4 of the cow, 200 lbs at $3/lb, cash only.

    I can't tell you exactly which cuts are available, but there will be some roasts and ground beef.

    It's beef raised with no hormones, chemicals, completely grass and alfalfa fed with the occasional treat.
    The cows have led a great life, breaking out at least once a year. Herding them back has been fun.
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    Wish i had a freezer that big

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    wow, nice to meat you.
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    This offer is udderly ridicowlous
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    When I was a teen. Mom filled the freezer with a half cow

    Wish I were closer.
    Grass fed beef. Yum
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    If I didn't have all this pangolin meat to go thru...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    If I didn't have all this pangolin meat to go thru...
    This is good kinja
    Do I detect a lot of anger flowing around this place? Kind of like a pubescent volatility, some angst, a lot of I'm-sixteen-and-angry-at-my-father syndrome?

    fuck that noise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
    wow, nice to meat you.
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    If only you were a 1000 miles closer, we're just finishing up the last 1/4 cow we got.
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    Off topic but I gotta know now - what are cow treats?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    My in laws have one of the last family farms on the Eastside. They have slaughtered one of their cows and have too much meat.

    They need to sell 1/4 of the cow, 200 lbs at $3/lb, cash only.

    I can't tell you exactly which cuts are available, but there will be some roasts and ground beef.

    It's beef raised with no hormones, chemicals, completely grass and alfalfa fed with the occasional treat.
    The cows have led a great life, breaking out at least once a year. Herding them back has been fun.

    I'll take it. PM incoming
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    I'm fortunate to have known the cows I eat. My in laws are 90 and 88 so for the past few years, whenever the cows break out, we go round them up, which is always a ridiculous sight in the developments surrounding the farm.
    We're a somewhat ragged lot and the primpy people in the developments call the cops on us as we wander around in their gated communities with collars and harnesses for the cows. I always want to ask the people giving us the hairy eyeball where the gangbang sexparty is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    I'm fortunate to have known the cows I eat. My in laws are 90 and 88 so for the past few years, whenever the cows break out, we go round them up, which is always a ridiculous sight in the developments surrounding the farm.
    We're a somewhat ragged lot and the primpy people in the developments call the cops on us as we wander around in their gated communities with collars and harnesses for the cows. I always want to ask the people giving us the hairy eyeball where the gangbang sexparty is.

    PM sent.
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    Sold to the Slackster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaleia View Post
    Off topic but I gotta know now - what are cow treats?
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    Deebased? More like Deenied.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Single Track View Post
    Deebased? More like Deenied.
    Sometimes when you play with the bull you get the horns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deebased View Post
    Sometimes when you play with the bull you get the horns.
    You got a good recipe for horns? Everything I've found has been bullshit.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp View Post
    You got a good recipe for horns? Everything I've found has been bullshit.
    The pup likes em smoked
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deebased View Post
    Sometimes when you play with the bull you get the horns.
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    happy for my bounty O beef but sad i can't share it with you kooks @ LongBoardDay or Cinco
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deebased View Post
    PM sent.
    About the gangbang sex party?
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