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  1. #1
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    Yo Iceman...You Old

    Happy Birthday.
    Forum Cross Pollinator

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    I know right? Jesus. I just went up a risk category! Thanks mang.

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    You survived another year despite yourself! Congrats, and hope you have a good day with the family.

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    well now, happy birthday ice.

    just spent my birthday inside. spent the last 14 years skiing on bday and first year missed gawd dam it.

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    Don't touch anything! Happy birthday.

    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

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    Here to post in this epic thread.

    Happy last birthday you old fuck

    Jk. Wishing you another two decades if you can make it that long
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

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    well yeah my foggy nutter butter from blessed mothers
    pet the gods
    hug the betties
    give the grom a fist bump
    consumes somethin good
    iriie style 4 me
    stay safe
    i hope to gits the float and be happy on with ya fore
    i ski ya again
    oh and thanxs for the reminder ride it
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    Yo poliassfuckers
    theres a special basement for your lame shit

  8. #8
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    Hey, it's like we can relive the 60s!
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

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    My brother texted, "Don't feel bad, in a few years you'll look back on this like you were still a kid!"

    words of encouragement

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    Congratulations. Now get back to the guard house.

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    Achtung!

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    Happy.bday

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    I wish i could be like SkiFishBum

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    Happy B-Day, Ice! Go maul a deer or something. In jeans.

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    Does iceman die in jeans?

    I hope so.
    If not kill me now.
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Don't touch anything! Happy birthday.
    Including yourself
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Happy Birthday Ice!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
    well now, happy birthday ice.

    just spent my birthday inside. spent the last 14 years skiing on bday and first year missed gawd dam it.
    Your birthday is today too? I've always thought mine was really yesterday, it would make sense if I was an April Fool.

    Seano I was hoping we'd get to see a rerun of last year's NHL finals (but with a light change in results!). Maybe next year.

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    “A society that puts equality before freedom will get neither. A society that puts freedom before equality will get a high degree of both.”
    ― Milton Friedman

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    Glad you didn't die all those times you statistically should have!

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    Iceman's so old the date on his his birth certificate is written in Roman numerals

    Iceman's so old his social security number's 1

    Iceman's so old he knew Burger King when he was still a prince

    Iceman's so old he has an autographed copy of the Bible

    Iceman's so old the birthday candles cost more than the cake

    Iceman's so old he took his driver's license test on horseback

    Iceman's so old he was a DJ at the Boston Tea Party

    Iceman's so old that when he once walked into an antique store they kept him

    Iceman's so old he remembers when Mr. Clean still had an afro

    Iceman's so old that he learned to write on cave walls

    Iceman's so old that when he was born, the Dead Sea wasn't even sick yet
    ˇÓrale, vato!

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    Ya know. That autographed bible is worth a lot.
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

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    Happy birthday Ice. I'll send you some cookies.

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    Yo Iceman...You Old



    Be happy!

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    Iceman ages in jeans.

    Happy birthday, mang!
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "I'd eat a bag of Dicks and wash it down with a Coke any day." - iceman

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Your birthday is today too? I've always thought mine was really yesterday, it would make sense if I was an April Fool.

    Seano I was hoping we'd get to see a rerun of last year's NHL finals (but with a light change in results!). Maybe next year.
    naw, back on the 25th. both Aries though so we are always right, right?

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