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Thread: Yo Iceman...You Old
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04-02-2020, 03:05 PM #1
Yo Iceman...You Old
Happy Birthday.
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04-02-2020, 03:08 PM #2Funky But Chic
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I know right? Jesus. I just went up a risk category! Thanks mang.
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04-02-2020, 03:16 PM #3
You survived another year despite yourself! Congrats, and hope you have a good day with the family.
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04-02-2020, 03:16 PM #4
well now, happy birthday ice.
just spent my birthday inside. spent the last 14 years skiing on bday and first year missed gawd dam it.
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04-02-2020, 03:16 PM #5
Don't touch anything! Happy birthday.
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04-02-2020, 03:17 PM #6
Here to post in this epic thread.
Happy last birthday you old fuck
Jk. Wishing you another two decades if you can make it that long. . .
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04-02-2020, 03:21 PM #7
well yeah my foggy nutter butter from blessed mothers
pet the gods
hug the betties
give the grom a fist bump
consumes somethin good
iriie style 4 me
stay safe
i hope to gits the float and be happy on with ya fore
i ski ya again
oh and thanxs for the reminder ride it"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
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04-02-2020, 03:22 PM #8
Hey, it's like we can relive the 60s!
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04-02-2020, 03:26 PM #9Funky But Chic
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My brother texted, "Don't feel bad, in a few years you'll look back on this like you were still a kid!"
words of encouragement
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04-02-2020, 03:26 PM #10skier
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Congratulations. Now get back to the guard house.
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04-02-2020, 03:27 PM #11Funky But Chic
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Achtung!
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04-02-2020, 03:27 PM #12Banned
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Happy.bday
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04-02-2020, 03:29 PM #13
Happy B-Day, Ice! Go maul a deer or something. In jeans.
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04-02-2020, 03:29 PM #14
Does iceman die in jeans?
I hope so.
If not kill me now.. . .
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04-02-2020, 03:31 PM #15
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04-02-2020, 03:33 PM #16
Happy Birthday Ice!
What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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One man can only push so many boulders up hills at one time.
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04-02-2020, 03:41 PM #17Funky But Chic
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04-02-2020, 03:49 PM #18“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
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04-02-2020, 03:56 PM #19
Glad you didn't die all those times you statistically should have!
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04-02-2020, 03:57 PM #20
Iceman's so old the date on his his birth certificate is written in Roman numerals
Iceman's so old his social security number's 1
Iceman's so old he knew Burger King when he was still a prince
Iceman's so old he has an autographed copy of the Bible
Iceman's so old the birthday candles cost more than the cake
Iceman's so old he took his driver's license test on horseback
Iceman's so old he was a DJ at the Boston Tea Party
Iceman's so old that when he once walked into an antique store they kept him
Iceman's so old he remembers when Mr. Clean still had an afro
Iceman's so old that he learned to write on cave walls
Iceman's so old that when he was born, the Dead Sea wasn't even sick yetDaniel Ortega eats here.
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04-02-2020, 03:59 PM #21
Ya know. That autographed bible is worth a lot.
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04-02-2020, 04:02 PM #22
Happy birthday Ice. I'll send you some cookies.
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04-02-2020, 04:03 PM #23
Yo Iceman...You Old
Be happy!
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04-02-2020, 04:05 PM #24
Iceman ages in jeans.
Happy birthday, mang!"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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04-02-2020, 04:06 PM #25
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