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  1. #326
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    Out of spice? Wtf, gotta stay stocked in a zombie apocalypse.

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  2. #327
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I'm out of chili powder and shopping day isn't for another week.
    I have been out of Cholula Chipotle sauce for two weeks now, and there is none to be had in a 25 mile radius. Have to make do with Tapatio
    Shits tough here in the rural west
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  3. #328
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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    I have been out of Cholula Chipotle sauce for two weeks now, and there is none to be had in a 25 mile radius. Have to make do with Tapatio
    Shits tough here in the rural west
    We went a few weeks without cholula last month. It was rough

  4. #329
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    I need a fucking haircut

  5. #330
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    ^^ that’s pretty much what my hair looks like 3 weeks after getting it cut damn short

  6. #331
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    Yup. I'm starting to look like the town drunk. Upside: so is everyone else.

  7. #332
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    Coronavirus complaint/commiseration thread.

    I took the clippers to myself last week and took it all off. Itís taken me a bit to get used to but I kind of like it now. Might leave it like this for a while.

    Havenít shaved though. So I guess Iím replacing the hair on my head with hair on my face.
    I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead

  8. #333
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    Coronavirus complaint/commiseration thread.

    My wife is normally too afraid to even trim my neck, but she stepped up and cut all of our hair today. Sheís slow and meticulous which made for a very relaxing hour of no responsibility. I think Iíll set up a weekly appointment.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

  9. #334
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    Ha! Coarse and crazy hair required a biweekly trim to contain, until I no longer needed to keep it above the collar to make money. Now, I trim the ends every 4months or so. Funny cause just when it got past the collar, all the kootenay yippies suddenly went to the pig shave.
    Beard usually gets a big trim at Easter, much to the chagrin of my daughter. Might just let it keep going this spring.

    So much to be thankful here. Wife just off from a few night shifts this past week. I'm still in the office when she is not at work, so both paycheques are rolling. Snowpack is fantastic this spring, so still XC on the local trails, and local BC couldn't be better, if only the sled was running. Just sanitized the SAR trucks this afternoon after last week's call-outs, team is holding up well.
    Small town so no active COVID19 cases here so far, so every day is a blessing. And so far no family infections, although the shutdown is hard on some as they are small business.
    Hoping all are well in TGR-scape.

  10. #335
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    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley View Post
    My wife is normally too afraid to even trim my neck, but she stepped up and cut all of our hair today. She’s slow and meticulous which made for a very relaxing hour of no responsibility. I think I’ll set up a weekly appointment.
    Did she rub her tits on you, innocently.

    I always tip extra for that.
    ďLife has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.Ē
    Hunter S. Thompson

  11. #336
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    Last time I bought a pack of toilet paper was March 11th. I got enough left to get through this week. Where the fuck is the toilet paper???? Day 22 of this new world and the kids are driving me nuts. Everything else I can handle but the kids, there is no space, I mean no space in this house. I haven't taken a dump in three weeks without a kid walking in, WTF we are stuck at home and have literally all day everyday to talk do we really need to do it while I'm taking a shit, is there really no better time? I'm losing it guys.

  12. #337
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    Iím so glad Iím not the primary right about now.


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  13. #338
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    We had new neighbors move in behind us about 5 years ago, never see them. Today their 14yo and 12 yo girls “played” with my 8yo boy over the fence and while sitting in trees.

    My garden should fare a lot better this year, no skiing and nothing left to do but work in the yard.

  14. #339
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    Well you could drink and fix cars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by easyrdr View Post
    Last time I bought a pack of toilet paper was March 11th. I got enough left to get through this week. Where the fuck is the toilet paper???? Day 22 of this new world and the kids are driving me nuts. Everything else I can handle but the kids, there is no space, I mean no space in this house. I haven't taken a dump in three weeks without a kid walking in, WTF we are stuck at home and have literally all day everyday to talk do we really need to do it while I'm taking a shit, is there really no better time? I'm losing it guys.
    I read this aloud to my wife (I thought it was funny).

    She deadpanned..."welcome to motherhood, pussy"

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  16. #341
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Well you could drink and fix cars.
    it may just be drinkin to you
    but the boxwineindustrymatters to sum of us
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    Yo poliassfuckers
    theres a special basement for your lame shit

  17. #342
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I'm out of chili powder and shopping day isn't for another week.
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    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

  18. #343
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    I wish I could still go ski touring, but other than that, I really don't have too many complaints about this whole thing. And I do acknowledge that I'm very fortunate to be able to say that at the moment.
    I remember a bottomless freedom...

  19. #344
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Cumin. Coriander. Ground chili’s.
    Gee, thx. Ain't got no ground chilis neither.

  20. #345
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    Self haircut!

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    Been doing self cuts for a long time, but this was the first time I tried going longer than the longest clipper length by using scissors.
    I figured if it didn’t go I could go with a redneck monolength buzzcut and nobody would notice these days.

  21. #346
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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    Self haircut!

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    Been doing self cuts for a long time, but this was the first time I tried going longer than the longest clipper length by using scissors.
    I figured if it didn’t go I could go with a redneck monolength buzzcut and nobody would notice these days.
    I never pictured you as a suave gentleman

    I always thought you were a Yeti
    ďLife has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.Ē
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  22. #347
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    Moustache wax?
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  23. #348
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    Fuck, that username goes perfect with that pic.

  24. #349
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    Need a dab of Dapper Dan?

    A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.

  25. #350
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    Quote Originally Posted by wooley12 View Post
    Need a dab of Dapper Dan?
    I'm a Murray's guy.
    Murray's = Michigan. Dapper Dan can stay down south.

    as for the ridiculous mustache, I'm using https://www.firehousemoustachewax.com/

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