Coronavirus complaint/commiseration thread.

[Cono Este]

This sucks.

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[DBdude]

Dear RonTele

my sex life is in quarantine - anyone else? I broke quarantine a week ago.... I'm hoping to do so again in the very near future.

my partner takes care of her 80 year old mother who doesn't exercise and has a pacemaker and is wheel chair bound. i am one of the few infection vectors!

infections are very low in our neck of the woods and I am tracking my temperature each day. we are just kind of waiting for the wave to hit and hope the infection rates are lower in agricultural western vermont than in other parts of the country.

My chances of catching it are when I go to the store and from my two kids with whom I split custody with ex and her partner. they work from home. kids are not leaving the house except to exercise with me or the ex

what says the collective? do I get lucky? Am I being risky and selfish because I want to get laid?

signed
horny in the champlain valley

[iceman]

Full body condom.

[DBdude]

lol

[rideit]

Yes, you are a likely vector.

[DBdude]

last time we kept our mouths apart....

why do canadians do it doggy style?
so they booth watch the hockey game (replay)

[DBdude]

Yes, you are a likely vector.

the risk is very low

nothing is riskless

[iceman]

I mean you're probably unlikely to get sick, but if you did it would be right in line with the worst time to be sick in much of the northeast, so...

[DBdude]

the risk is for the girl's mom

we are not worried about us

[DBdude]

nobody else faces this dilemma? only people living together or married getting laid? I think not....

is this place just old married men and recently divorced men? nobody is having a risk based discussion about knocking boots?

[iceman]

they're probably knocking boots right now. you got us.

[DBdude]

damn... I was married for sixteen years and I was a late bloomer. I need to make up for lost time. This is a years long effort and this covid inspired celibacy is getting in the way of reaching my goal

[m2711c]

it's good to have goals....

[Just Looking]

nobody else faces this dilemma? only people living together or married getting laid? I think not....

is this place just old married men and recently divorced men? nobody is having a risk based discussion about knocking boots?

Yes, and only the poorly paid dentists are recently divorced; if they were better paid, no reason for the divorce. Now as for mistresses, thats a roll of the dice, but only for the better paid dentists.

[DBdude]

I am poor

[RootSkier]

Moderate risk but how would you feel if you got it from a Canadian and then your kids, ex, and her new piece all got it? WWIII, my friend.

Put this in your spank bank: once we get the all-clear in late 2023, all the GILFs will be absolutely mad for whatever you got.

[bennymac]

pics (of the mom)

[MakersTeleMark]

Have a legal aid client who is a single pregnant mom of 2 with a severely autistic son with asthma and a teenaged daughter.

Just got a permanent protective order for her to get the abuser out of the trailer.

She works just under full time at Walmart since 2013. They do this on purpose. 37 hours.

She just got notice that the company is taking away the 1.50 per hour winter busy time pay.

Fucking ridiculous.

[Flyoverland Captive]

Because you can’t figure out how to use a ledger?

When you write a check, the money is not yours, even if the check isn’t cashed promptly

Maths make your head ache?

This kind of ignorance is exactly why I have a job.

After almost 30 years, my wife still cannot understand this simple concept.

[MakersTeleMark]

I'll put this valuable math finance lesson to bed. I was a high school math teacher 20 years ago and haven't forgotten much in that department, plus I know exactly at every second how much or less money I have.

I asked if my ll was willing to give me a little buffer because I saw the shit was going to hit the fan and I wasn't sure what that was.

I had it covered, and knew it was out there, but he waited 30 days to cash it. That's what pissed me off.

I'll just fuck him for 3 months because I can and he's a douchebag.
He rolled by today with his family from out of town and wanted to make sure I got my comments in on a powerline project in his backyard.

Then, 20 minutes ago he rolls by with his nephew after hearing some gun shots asking if I saw anything exciting.

Fucking Rrrgg.

[DBdude]

so I am the only dentist with corona virus induced blue balls?

[liv2ski]

so I am the only dentist with corona virus induced blue balls?

Yup, the rest of us masturbate furiously.

[DBdude]

oh i do that too

[east or bust]

Odds of a baby boom after this all blows over? Me thinks there are going to be a lot of horny people out and about.

[fastfred]

so I am the only dentist with corona virus induced blue balls?

What's the problem
Sign up for a dating site and get moving lie about how awesome you are watch out for the prostitutes use your head they are easy to spot
Dont expect to get laid right away, might be the 2nd or 3rd date but not the first
Set up an outdoor activity date bring weed or alcohol for the 2nd date not the first
If she is coughing or has a runny nose skip it
Be a gentleman use a rubber
Plenty of 20 something unemployed girls are looking for a sugar daddy right now