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    What’s a good add-on bidet?

    Lack of TP and previous interest has me thinking about ordering a bidet to add to my current toilet. Any recommendations?

    And another question. After the water cleans your parts off, don’t you still need something to dry off? Assuming it’s not as much paper, but something is still needed right? Unless you have a fancy one with a blow dryer.

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    Coffee Can filled with water and a toothbrush

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    Assuming soft bristles

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    Searchjong is my favorite brand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Coffee Can filled with water and a toothbrush
    Folgers or Maxwell House?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    I installed a couple of BB-1000 seats for a client several years ago who is a proctologist. He and his wife report being very happy with them. This is the upgraded model.


    https://biobidet.com/collections/pro...ts/bliss-bidet
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Folgers or Maxwell House?
    Chock Full o Nutz

    Duh
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    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Folgers or Maxwell House?
    Yuban

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Folgers or Maxwell House?
    I don't think it matters, so long as Juan Valdez isn't staring at your taint.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    I installed a couple of BB-1000 seats for a client several years ago who is a proctologist. He and his wife report being very happy with them. This is the upgraded model.


    https://biobidet.com/collections/pro...ts/bliss-bidet
    Much of an improvement over the BB-8?
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KenJongIll View Post
    Lack of TP and previous interest has me thinking about ordering a bidet to add to my current toilet. Any recommendations?

    And another question. After the water cleans your parts off, don’t you still need something to dry off? Assuming it’s not as much paper, but something is still needed right? Unless you have a fancy one with a blow dryer.
    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/

    I am a cheap asshole so I only needed this ^^ one from Amazon, only 46 can$,

    The jet assembly sandwiches between the bowl & the seat assembly , the control knob connects between the water suppy and the tank to supply the water, when you turn on the water the pressure makes the jet drop down which then sprays yer ass with cold water and it works fine you really don't need any paper at all, you will still have to dry yer ass somehow, maybe you could get one of your illegals to do it for you ?

    they include the wrenches and teflon tape for those of you who should not be allowed to own tools
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    I bet most bidet washlets are sold out by now, but this one is great takes less 10 min to install. https://www.brondell.com/simplespa-t...-nozzle-bidet/

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    There is already a thread on this. Like earlier this week. You guys are soft.

    The correct answer is: Search Jong


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    Pretty happy with the kitchen faucet version, once you get the pressure valve dialed in its good by TP.
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Pretty happy with the kitchen faucet version, once you get the pressure valve dialed in its good by TP.
    If you mean the little flexible hose kind, we have one of these too. We got it for dealing with diapers and rinsing out a little toddler potty, but it now gives me peace of mind in the TPocalypse. It's just randomly a really useful thing to have, was cheap, and took a few minutes to install.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickwm21 View Post
    There is already a thread on this. Like earlier this week. You guys are soft.

    The correct answer is: Search Jong
    Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcusBrody View Post
    If you mean the little flexible hose kind, we have one of these too. We got it for dealing with diapers and rinsing out a little toddler potty, but it now gives me peace of mind in the TPocalypse. It's just randomly a really useful thing to have, was cheap, and took a few minutes to install.
    Yep, the multi purpose makes it a no brainer. I do have a regular version on order, mounts under the seat bracket and will try to piggy back it with the flexihose version.
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Pretty happy with the kitchen faucet version, once you get the pressure valve dialed in its good by TP.
    I just did a trip through Vietnam, Laos, Thailand last month. (Trip report to come once I convert all my photos from my phone to laptop ) Came back just in time before this virus took ahold of the world. I would say 90 percent of bathrooms in all 3 countries had a vegetable sprayer attached to the toilet. It was simply amazing not to have to use TP for 6 weeks.
    What if "Alternative" energy wasn't so alternative ?

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    I installed a Toto S500e last week. Had to have an electrician install an outlet in that part of the master bathroom, but once that was in the install was a pretty easy DIY project. It has a heated seat, infinite hot water heater, a built in dryer and it cleans itself. It's fucking incredible.

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    tough to envision a separation between, uhh, rectal output, and the spray nozzle that forcefully re-introduces stuff down-bowl of the bunger output...simple physics - shit flows downhill and payday is on Friday. Des Franchies use separate - not add-on - fixtures for a reason, seems to me.

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    2nd the Toto
    It’s awesome


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    Quote Originally Posted by Choss Jonger, Sr. View Post
    tough to envision a separation between, uhh, rectal output, and the spray nozzle that forcefully re-introduces stuff down-bowl of the bunger output...simple physics - shit flows downhill and payday is on Friday. Des Franchies use separate - not add-on - fixtures for a reason, seems to me.
    The spray nozzle is hidden out of sight, behind a garage door of sorts, until it is in use and then it opens and pops out. After use it cleans itself before going back into the garage.

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    8 months post instal I have used maybe 2 rolls of TP without getting shit on my fingers, which also means I never have to wash underwear anymore

    Quote Originally Posted by Kevo View Post
    I installed a Toto S500e last week. Had to have an electrician install an outlet in that part of the master bathroom, but once that was in the install was a pretty easy DIY project. It has a heated seat, infinite hot water heater, a built in dryer and it cleans itself. It's fucking incredible.
    fuck what a snowflake^^
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    The Toto s500e: WOW! Mine add-on unit cost ~$20. It gets pretty refreshing in the winter! It leaks a little at the adjust mechanism, which we catch in a Tupperware on the floor. One of the cats prefers that water over the water in her dish.

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