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03-25-2020, 11:15 AM #1
Buying a Rape Whistle. What do I need to know?
I don't want to buy a gun for protection because they're bad and scary, especially the black ones. I don't want to call the police if something happens because they're racist and they always seem to arrest criminals for committing crimes.
I think a rape whistle would be the perfect defense against an angry mob out to steal my toilet paper. I don't have any experience with all the different types of rape whistles on the market today.
Thoughts?Hunting kicks ass.
Chicks dig Labs.
I'll keep my job, my money and my guns and you can keep the change.
From my cold dead hands.
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03-25-2020, 11:30 AM #2Registered User
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The best ones are a 2 part design you assembly yourself... don't get an amazon one... Combine a Mossberg "whistle body" and a Hornady 00 buckshot home defense "reed" great combo... and to load it to be ready to whistle, it makes a great warning noise, a thorough "Ka-chunk" that is internationally know as the universal laungauge of "GTFO of my home".. definitely the best home defense rape whistle out there...
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03-25-2020, 11:33 AM #3
best defense is a good offense....
it gots a gimbal.
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03-25-2020, 11:45 AM #4Registered User
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Just put your lips together and blow
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03-25-2020, 11:49 AM #5Registered User
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fox pro 40
Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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03-25-2020, 11:52 AM #6
Just self neuter.
In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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03-25-2020, 12:57 PM #7
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03-25-2020, 12:59 PM #8Funky But Chic
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Nobody's gonna rape you no matter how hard you blow that whistle you moron. Save your money.
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03-25-2020, 01:04 PM #9Registered User
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perhaps in these current times a rape whistle would be better served as 6' bubble intrusion alert device
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03-25-2020, 01:05 PM #10
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03-25-2020, 01:06 PM #11
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03-25-2020, 01:09 PM #12Funky But Chic
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My post was directed at the op, not you irul. Unlike him, you could probably get raped if you really tried.
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03-25-2020, 01:16 PM #13
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03-25-2020, 01:18 PM #14Registered User
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03-25-2020, 01:19 PM #15
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03-25-2020, 01:23 PM #16
Guess the op is already mega stretched. You should be ok bro
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03-25-2020, 04:01 PM #17
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03-25-2020, 04:49 PM #18
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03-25-2020, 05:16 PM #19
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03-25-2020, 06:02 PM #20. . .
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03-25-2020, 07:39 PM #21
This one's perfect for you:
https://www.amazon.com/Master-Cock-1.../dp/B008WERFUO
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03-25-2020, 07:42 PM #22
Duodenum? Nearly rectum.
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03-25-2020, 10:53 PM #23
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03-26-2020, 01:22 PM #24
Just lie down and enjoy it.
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