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  1. #1
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    Buying a Rape Whistle. What do I need to know?

    I don't want to buy a gun for protection because they're bad and scary, especially the black ones. I don't want to call the police if something happens because they're racist and they always seem to arrest criminals for committing crimes.

    I think a rape whistle would be the perfect defense against an angry mob out to steal my toilet paper. I don't have any experience with all the different types of rape whistles on the market today.

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    Hunting kicks ass.
    Chicks dig Labs.
    I'll keep my job, my money and my guns and you can keep the change.
    From my cold dead hands.

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    The best ones are a 2 part design you assembly yourself... don't get an amazon one... Combine a Mossberg "whistle body" and a Hornady 00 buckshot home defense "reed" great combo... and to load it to be ready to whistle, it makes a great warning noise, a thorough "Ka-chunk" that is internationally know as the universal laungauge of "GTFO of my home".. definitely the best home defense rape whistle out there...

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    best defense is a good offense....








    it gots a gimbal.

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    Just put your lips together and blow

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    fox pro 40
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Just self neuter.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Just put your lips together and blow
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Nobody's gonna rape you no matter how hard you blow that whistle you moron. Save your money.

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    perhaps in these current times a rape whistle would be better served as 6' bubble intrusion alert device

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Nobody's gonna rape you no matter how hard you blow that whistle you moron. Save your money.
    Ice is a little testy today...did the wife put too much starch in your jeans again?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    best defense is a good offense....








    it gots a gimbal.
    Pffffft. Get a Wrist Rocket (R).

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    My post was directed at the op, not you irul. Unlike him, you could probably get raped if you really tried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Pffffft. Get a Wrist Rocket (R).
    Yeah, but this thing looks like it could double as a fleshlight
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    My post was directed at the op, not you irul. Unlike him, you could probably get raped if you really tried.
    Now that's one hell of a compliment

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebirdhunter View Post
    I don't want to buy a gun for protection because they're bad and scary, especially the black ones. I don't want to call the police if something happens because they're racist and they always seem to arrest criminals for committing crimes.

    I think a rape whistle would be the perfect defense against an angry mob out to steal my toilet paper. I don't have any experience with all the different types of rape whistles on the market today.

    Thoughts?
    all you need to know is how to shove it up your twat

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    Guess the op is already mega stretched. You should be ok bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    all you need to know is how to shove it up your twat
    O, he know how to do that
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TNKen View Post
    Yeah, but this thing looks like it could double as a fleshlight
    I laffed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    My post was directed at the op, not you irul. Unlike him, you could probably get raped if you really tried.
    The rapist would be doing him a favor.
    ¡Órale, vato!

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    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebirdhunter View Post

    I think a rape whistle would be the perfect defense against an angry mob out to steal my toilet paper. I don't have any experience with all the different types of rape whistles on the market today.

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    This one's perfect for you:

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    Duodenum? Nearly rectum.
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Nobody's gonna rape you no matter how hard you blow that whistle you moron. Save your money.
    I laffed

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    Just lie down and enjoy it.

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