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    She said if the world is coming to an end we may as well get Chinese food.

    Might as well....

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    Careful, there's coronavirus on those pants

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    that looks like american style chinese food
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    You get the emporor’s Pangolin, or were you too chicken?
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    Civet slaughtered on ply wood ftw
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Try the bat, I hear its excellent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by esseff View Post
    Try the bat, I hear its excellent.
    It's divine. Really. Must be obtained from a wet market though. That packaged shit just ain't the same.

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    Taste like chicken..

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    man look at the tits on that pangolin

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    that looks like american style chinese food
    Worse - American Chinese BUFFET food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VTeton View Post
    Taste like chicken..
    Thicc AND scaly?? Somebody's taken it to a whole new level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Thicc AND scaly?? Somebody's taken it to a whole new level.
    Fuck that sexy pangolin, bro. I heard it makes you immune to COVID-19. Either that or it gives your leprosy of the dick.

    Only one way to find out!

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    Where in the holy fuck does VT Teton find pangolin porn?

    I’ve been searching all week and cant find pangolin nips like that
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    Are they mammals?
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    Quote Originally Posted by galibier_numero_un View Post
    Worse - American Chinese BUFFET food.
    It's called 2yr old kid chinese food. They like it. Get the good stuff wo them.

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    Awesome, thanks for the laughs...........
    Ooof!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Are they mammals?
    With tits like that, I'd guess yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Chinese food? How about a threesome, you know, ‘cause the end o’ the world?
    And I guess that I just don't know

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    Eat, fuck. Same difference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Bill Weld for President, 2020

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    If it’s gonna be that kinda party, imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes


    Wow. That guy had a hella life.
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    Mantan's biographer, Michael Price, states Moreland was briefly considered as a possible addition to the Three Stooges. After Shemp Howard died of a sudden heart attack on November 22, 1955 at age 60, Moe Howard was said had been observing Moreland's act for years and offered Moreland to join the act as the new "third stooge" at the behest of his late brother Shemp. Moreland was reported to be enthusiastic with the offer, but Columbia Pictures insisted on a comedian already under contract.[3] Joe Besser, one of a few comedians still making comedy shorts at the studio, was eventually recruited to join the act in 1956.[12]

    Joe Besser was not a stooge. Not remotely funny.
    Can you imagine if Moreland was the third stooge?
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    "She said if the world is coming to an end we may as well get Chinese food. "

    Smart dresser, but she seems a bit young for you, OP.

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