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    TP Alternatives

    With the survivalists having hoarded all the toilet paper thanks to covid-19, and Kinnikinnick's prices in gear swap 2x higher than the going rate, what are you using as a substitute?

    The newspaper idea doesn't seem terrible, but i could do without black ink smeared all over my nether regions.

    What says the collective?

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    Paper towels are the lowest hanging fruit. Old socks are the danger zone...

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    Would like to see a DIY bidet project

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    Quote Originally Posted by fleaches View Post
    Would like to see a DIY bidet project
    It's getting them to meet local code that's the problem.
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    snow works pretty good

    if yer handy with a few tools you can rig a dish spray nozzle off of a T from the water supply to the tiolet,
    actualy seen a pict years ago here on TGR

    fortunately I bought the largest bail of TP I could buy about a month ago just cuz I was out

    which should last me half a year
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    Quote Originally Posted by fleaches View Post
    Would like to see a DIY bidet project

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    Run the hose in thru the window
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    Quote Originally Posted by fleaches View Post
    Would like to see a DIY bidet project

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    It's getting them to meet local code that's the problem.
    Installed a toilet sprayer for hosing out cloth diapers before they go in the washing machine. It doubles as an ass blaster in times of need.

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    A bidet is $30 on amazon. It's so much cleaner.

    If you barefoot stepped in dog shit, would you just wipe it off with paper and call it good? Of course not. So why do you do it on your bum?

    Buy a bidet and a single roll of TP will last you a month. More hygienic too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    Installed a toilet sprayer for hosing out cloth diapers before they go in the washing machine. It doubles as an ass blaster in times of need.

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    there ya go ^^ doesnt look like rocket biology and not expensive, I often thot about doing it
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    flushable baby wipes
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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    flushable baby wipes
    Your local sewage system says no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    Installed a toilet sprayer for hosing out cloth diapers before they go in the washing machine. It doubles as an ass blaster in times of need.

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    FTW!
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    The shower?

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    Quote Originally Posted by macon View Post
    A bidet is $30 on amazon. It's so much cleaner.

    If you barefoot stepped in dog shit, would you just wipe it off with paper and call it good? Of course not. So why do you do it on your bum?

    Buy a bidet and a single roll of TP will last you a month. More hygienic too.
    46 $ from amazon eh

    so I pulled the trigger ( or maybe hit the spray ) on a Bidet attachment

    it should be here next week and I can post up a mount your own fucking bidet thread
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    A proper bidet has warm water.

    That cold water dish sprayer could be challenging in winter
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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    46 $ from amazon eh

    so I pulled the trigger ( or maybe hit the spray ) on a Bidet attachment

    it should be here next week and I can post up a mount your own fucking bidet thread
    lol, actually please do, I am very curious about the ass splasher machine installation

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    one clean hand and one dirty hand a little water and some sanitizer The Andrew Skurka method

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Your local sewage system says no.
    Buy the wipes, just don't flush them.

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    I have 4 cats and one of them is an asshole. I'm willing to sell another one. They're washable, I'll even throw in free chain mail gloves with the cat.

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    ^ solid deal, the cat will eventually clean itself too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty_J View Post
    Buy the wipes, just don't flush them.

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    Was in Morocco last summer.
    They said don’t flush tp. Put it in the wicker basket.

    If it’s a dry wipe, yeah sure I did it
    But the first nasty one went down the tube. Sorry pal but I don’t wanna smell that shit all night.
    Not to mention how much disease is in that wicker basket
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