TP Alternatives

[Peruvian]

Shit
Shower
Shave

In that order

Add a fog free mirror and shave in the shower. Its like a day spa treatment, everyday.

You’re welcome.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Shit
Shower
Shave

In that order

That's what I'm talking about. We're stuck in our homes with nothing to do for a month; I'm just cracking a shower beer and washing my ass. Nothing else to do...

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[himavan]

Exactly. When I lived in India and had limited TP I would go for the "east-west fusion". Couple swipes with TP, then into the shower. Except there was no shower - just a bucket. Amazing how long you can stretch out a roll that way.

[SB]

Don’t people just poop in the river in India along side with the dead floating bodies?

[macon]

46 $ from amazon eh

so I pulled the trigger ( or maybe hit the spray ) on a Bidet attachment

it should be here next week and I can post up a mount your own fucking bidet thread

This is the one I mounted on my bedroom toilet a couple years ago, it still works great and has a clean minimal look. Was only $30 when I bought it but it appears prices are increasing probably due to coronavirus.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B075MMHQX7/

Please do a mount your own damn bidet thread, that's hilarious.

#bidetgang

[fatnslow]

Serious question, after the water spray what happens next ? Air dry or towel dry ? Do you have a towel rack with initials on them for family members ? I have seen Japanese seats that spray then air dry for a one two punch but these cheap ones look like they only spray water.

[XXX-er]

If you are stinking rich you get one of your illegals to do the drying for you

[macon]

I use TP to dry after the water spray. Only requires a small fraction of what you use for a normal wipe.

[fatnslow]

I use TP to dry after the water spray. Only requires a small fraction of what you use for a normal wipe.

So cold water then another wipe to dry ? Fuck that, warm and dry or just wipe old school.

[MRR11]

I suppose you could use a hair dryer for drying, just don't drop it in the toilet

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[HD333]

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[grinch]

I may need longer arms

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