Covid Panic Stock up thread

[t-the-east]

Holy shit, 12 bids and $102.50 for 12 rolls of toilet paper. Insane

[JongDoe]

So me and the wife had house guests last week that apparently shit a lot. On Wednesday we realized we were down to one roll of TP in the house. Thanks to the Covid we are now down to 1/4 roll with no leads on a resupply. My only relief is I stock up on wet wipes for hiking/camping and can probably make it a couple of weeks as long as neither of us get the runs.

I'm betting said guests stole some rolls of TP. Did they seem to have put on some weight before they left?

[jmills]

Holy shit, 12 bids and $102.50 for 12 rolls of toilet paper. Insane

I stumbled into a retailer I normally don’t frequent last night just after a truck arrived. Walked out with 36 rolls and feeling pretty good about that.

I bought this 60 grit single ply a few days ago and my ass is happy this will be the emergency supply.

[Climber Joe]

Y'all are missing the boat... you can order a bidet attachment for like $30 on Amazon. It's like a little elf washing your poop chute every time you drop one off, then you just dab/wipe dry, and you're out the door. It pays for itself pretty quick depending on your diet.

[Dhiler17]

Robot toilet will save you in your time of need






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[rideit]

Is that a birthday penis?

[Dhiler17]

Is that a birthday penis?

Why yes, it is a birthday penis, but that won’t save you from lack of TP


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[AK47bp]

Is that a birthday penis?

Oh shit!!

Haha. It is a penis


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[DoWork]

Y'all are missing the boat... you can order a bidet attachment for like $30 on Amazon. It's like a little elf washing your poop chute every time you drop one off, then you just dab/wipe dry, and you're out the door. It pays for itself pretty quick depending on your diet.

Literally the first thing I did when TP started flying off the shelf was order one of these. Got temp control, bells & whistles for like $75. I’ll pick up all brass fittings to swap out any plastic once it gets here but I’ve been meaning to make the switch anyways. Definitely not trying to wrestle husky latina women in a Costco for toilet paper.


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[Peruvian]

Literally the first thing I did when TP started flying off the shelf was order one of these. Got temp control, bells & whistles for like $75. I’ll pick up all brass fittings to swap out any plastic once it gets here but I’ve been meaning to make the switch anyways. Definitely not trying to wrestle husky latina women in a Costco for toilet paper.

Which leads to the question, what would you wrestle husky Latina women in a Costco for?

[El Chupacabra]

Which leads to the question, what would you wrestle husky Latina women in a Costco for?

Well, the ski areas are all closed, and the mountain bike trails are under snow or mud, so.... why not?

Lucha libre!

[skaredshtles]

Which leads to the question, what would you wrestle husky Latina women in a Costco for?

Klondike Bar. Duh.