Covid Panic Stock up thread

**Kinnikinnick** · 03-13-2020, 12:49 PM

$1000 per packages shipped or $1500 for two OBO above that.

Premium Charmin each roll = 4 rolls of regular tp.

Yeah you can still buy recycled tp but why when you can have Charmin

Make your BID!!

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*all bids are nonbinding and its all a jest

**mall walker** · 03-13-2020, 12:57 PM

In anticipation of demand rising I have been keeping my used toilet paper available, which I will offer for 80% of whatever Kinnikinnick is charging at any particular time

**El Chupacabra** · 03-13-2020, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by mall walker

In anticipation of demand rising I have been keeping my used toilet paper available, which I will offer for 80% of whatever Kinnikinnick is charging at any particular time

I have repackaged all mine as CPO TP. Comes with a bumper to bumper 7/100 warranty.

PM if interested.

**cspringsposer** · 03-13-2020, 01:16 PM

So me and the wife had house guests last week that apparently shit a lot. On Wednesday we realized we were down to one roll of TP in the house. Thanks to the Covid we are now down to 1/4 roll with no leads on a resupply. My only relief is I stock up on wet wipes for hiking/camping and can probably make it a couple of weeks as long as neither of us get the runs.

**yeahman** · 03-13-2020, 01:23 PM

Hard to believe Costco et al can't impose a limit on how much TP idiots are allowed to buy during something like this.

**muted** · 03-13-2020, 01:24 PM

In one part of China years ago, I noticed how all the men had newspaper rolled under their arms. I thought they were all studious fans of current events, but then learned the hard way there is no TP in the bathrooms so they used newspaper. Go buy some free city newspaper and have some fun!

**optics** · 03-13-2020, 02:27 PM

Investing in bidet futures right now

**JPaul** · 03-13-2020, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by mall walker

In anticipation of demand rising I have been keeping my used toilet paper available, which I will offer for 80% of whatever Kinnikinnick is charging at any particular time

# of mounts would be useful

**dwhelan** · 03-13-2020, 04:14 PM

Who ever has the wet wipes stocked is the real winner

**oftpiste** · 03-13-2020, 04:39 PM

Very simple solution to the TP shortage.

https://www.amazon.com/s?crid=3U4LWR...ch-alias%3Daps

Thanks to having one I only have to worry about female visitors usage of the paper.

**rideit** · 03-13-2020, 04:41 PM

I think I have a bible somewhere, that should get me through. Even better would be a Book of Mormon.

**Vt-Freeheel** · 03-13-2020, 04:46 PM

People be thanking those Gideons for leaving a book of TP in every motel room.

**skaredshtles** · 03-13-2020, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by cspringsposer

So me and the wife had house guests last week that apparently shit a lot. On Wednesday we realized we were down to one roll of TP in the house. Thanks to the Covid we are now down to 1/4 roll with no leads on a resupply.

Try Lowe's or Home Depot? Apparently those fucking places carry TP. Who knew??

**Jay P** · 03-13-2020, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by rideit

I think I have a bible somewhere, that should get me through. Even better would be a Book of Mormon.

you sound like me when I was in my edgy 16 yr old atheist phase.

**rideit** · 03-13-2020, 06:13 PM

Okay, okay...how about Atlas Shrugged?

**Core Shot** · 03-13-2020, 07:09 PM

No one's happiness but my own is in my power to achieve or to destroy.

**gointhewater** · 03-13-2020, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by yeahman

Hard to believe Costco et al can't impose a limit on how much TP idiots are allowed to buy during something like this.

There is. Limit of 2. Along with a laundry list of other items.

**yeahman** · 03-13-2020, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by gointhewater

There is. Limit of 2. Along with a laundry list of other items.

Since when?

**mall walker** · 03-13-2020, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by rideit

Okay, okay...how about Atlas Shrugged?

now you’re talking. I’ll come over and dump at your place for that one

**2FUNKY** · 03-13-2020, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by yeahman

Since when?

Not my costco per the wife.

**jmills** · 03-13-2020, 08:10 PM

I’m going to have to price police you

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**bourbonisgood** · 03-13-2020, 08:11 PM

Both Costcos in Spokane have imposed limits on TP, wipes, water and cleaning supplies...as have all the grocery stores

**TBS** · 03-13-2020, 08:28 PM

Can’t get hand sanitizer, isopropyl alcohol, everclear or 150+proof vodka anywhere in our tiny village.
TP supply is adequate
As is 9mm and 12ga ammo

**Vt-Freeheel** · 03-13-2020, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by jmills

I’m going to have to price police you

Yo! No posting e-bay ads unless they're your sale! Mag could have been high bidder and now sniped.

**Kinnikinnick** · 03-15-2020, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

Yo! No posting e-bay ads unless they're your sale! Mag could have been high bidder and now sniped.

Yeah!! But actually not a problem. I’m charging next week’s price knowing that its coming. TP is an appreciating asset at this point. Money has been fleeing to Gold, treasuries, and TP. The real reason that TP is in short supply is that I’ve gone direct to wholesalers and bought up whole warehouses full of TP.

This is just to generate startup costs for my new startup launching Next week:

ShitcoinTM The only cryotocurrency backed by real world supplies of TP. Every Shitcoin is guaranteed to be backed by a roll of shit wipe.

Cool, right?

Here’s where it gets next level:

You invest your $s by buying ShitcoinTM and it will appreciate along with TP. Great - so a hedge against TP prices, thats all. No!!

If need arrives, you can cash in your shitcoinsTM (less shipping and handling fees) and have us ship you the TP!!!

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