Ski season cancelled?

[buttahflake]

I dunno. It’s not really self isolation when your wife is lapping my nut sack... I may be in my parents basement but mrs mtnjam doesn’t seem to mind. I’ll have her bring home some extra tp so you can clean her snatch when I’m all done.


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The new guy knows how to play, welcome aboard sir!

[altacoup]

bwwwaaahhh im spansered by hot professional wife dumbfuck
shes a I let gepto stay for a week saint
I am employed by the industry
you know do a job in return for compensation
I crunch base depth and new snow numbers 4 hours a week cause they pay me $40 and give me unlimited skiing in Utah
for fuckin free
its almost not fair if it doesn't snow and they all report its like a 2 hour work week
I cant give that shit up
ive never met a maggot who hasn't skied with another
theres dipshits who post meh on tgr
and maggots
far as the gram
#friendsnotfollowers
show up with a couple
ill smoke em in an instant
but its been my experience shit posters like to anonymously "check the spare"
but rarely show up irl
its harder to be sumthin you aint irl
in other news
brian head and Nordic valley pulled the plug

I’ve actually met you in real life. Didn’t say anything because you were being a jerk on the chair complaining about how the Avalanche danger was way overstated that day and how you just skied rocky by yourself without any gear.

[MTslackcountry]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That's some funny shit right there...

[chaka]

The new guy knows how to play, welcome aboard sir!

is this the birth of Jongslaughter2.0?

[XXX-er]

so if you meet guy from down under ask "whats up cunt ?" its a real icebreaker eh

for some reason the local hill is not closed and there is lots of snow but my knee is fucked so its all academic,

Only thing I can do is walk to the craft brew but they closed that so the beer season is done but skiing is still happening

[oftpiste]

your, as in 'your mouth'
or you're as in 'you are mouth'?


unless i'm missing a personal joke

as in "pretend your better".

[Boissal]

Welp, ski season in France is definitely and completely canceled:



The (French equivalent of the) governor of Haute Savoie (read: Cham & a whole lot of other resorts) is prohibiting ski touring, alpinism, rock climbing, and even hiking in order to avoid burdening rescue personnel (and ERs I imagine even though they're not mentioned). 135 euros if you get caught.

It's still too wet to mountain bike, my dad is going to rage himself into the stratosphere if he's quarantined with my mom with no options to escape.

[Teh Poacher]

is this the birth of Jongslaughter2.0?

Woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves. More like an edgie-wedgie, redux version of BushwhackerinPA, with more dolphin skin.

[Djongo Unchained]

Joey just called Bunion a "jerry"? That's pretty damned funny.

I guess throwing bombs, running a big mountain crew in the High Montana Rockies, and keeping people safe for a few decades don't carry enough weight for some.

[NWFlow]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That's some funny shit right there...

Yeah, that s actually hilarious

[Conundrum]

I guess throwing bombs, running a big mountain crew in the High Montana Rockies, and keeping people safe for a few decades don't carry enough weight for some.

Could at least garner a jerry of the day award. Far ahead of a normal Jerry.

[TBS]

Woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves. More like an edgie-wedgie, redux version of BushwhackerinPA, with more dolphin skin.

Now that is good. I'd almost forgotten about Dolphin Boy. His video of the Floating Leaf was classic

I miss Jong Slaughter. And R Ski Ermy. And STFUYFM.

[Bunion 2020]

I guess throwing bombs, running a big mountain crew in the High Montana Rockies, and keeping people safe for a few decades don't carry enough weight for some.

At one time I was a pretty big deal. Now I am just another run of the mill Joey.

[Benny Profane]

You're Italian?

[Bunion 2020]

No but I had relatives by marriage who were very Italian. NTTAWWT.

[Dee Hubbs]

Uphill skinning at your local resort or this:

[tBatt]

"I had my first cry in a long time"
- Everyone one of my friends who just lost their jobs and homes in one* swift kick to the nuts.


*two if you woke up to the air let out of your tires.

[skifishbum]

I’ve actually met you in real life. Didn’t say anything because you were being a jerk on the chair complaining about how the Avalanche danger was way overstated that day and how you just skied rocky by yourself without any gear.

bwwahh anyone who knows me knows i like that big ole pack on my back
and rarely ski in or out without it
let alone thats not my canyon so im callin bullshit
to many special ALTA fucksticks for my taste coup
nobody cares that you make up alta stories
cause you aint got anything better to say
but yeah considerable is the new moderate

[skifishbum]

It hurt muh broken fatbody very much.

That is all.

you git a zipperline pass
one of these days im gonna git you sr vic and thin cover to rip a satch zipper line as my goon squad
+20' and +800 lbs of it
to quote mike d
rip
"6.7 on the rickter scale"

[altacoup]

bwwahh anyone who knows me knows i like that big ole pack on my back
and rarely ski in or out without it
let alone thats not my canyon so im callin bullshit
to many special ALTA fucksticks for my taste coup
nobody cares that you make up alta stories
cause you aint got anything better to say
but yeah considerable is the new moderate

Must have been another guy who was bragging to me about doing the snow report for ski Utah and how he had passes to all the resorts, but usually only skis soli because it’s more core there. And that Alta skiers were a bunch of tools for not skiing out there that day. But you probably know that guy since he must be a coworker at ski Utah. 🥱🥱

[Shorty_J]

A little bit of rational response, IMO. Whistler is allowing/ facilitating uphill traffic.


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[glademaster]

I put a coat of storage wax on all of my downhill skis(alpine binders) yesterday afternoon, so if they do re-open the lifts this season, you're welcome.

[Dee Hubbs]

A little bit of rational response, IMO. Whistler is allowing/ facilitating uphill traffic.


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The main reason for this is because of a land use agreement with the government. Whistler Blackcomb boarders a provincial park, and they MUST allow public to access this land, and if they block access they are technically in breach of their land use agreement with the government.
It’s not like they are allowing people to skin up and just rip down all the empty resort runs.
This “new” access is allowing them to travel up and through the resort, and to exit the back side of the resort to access the backcountry.

[Ottime]

I put a coat of storage wax on all of my downhill skis(alpine binders) yesterday afternoon, so if they do re-open the lifts this season, you're welcome.

Been cleaning and store waxing the family quiver.

[ill-advised strategy]

The douchebag piece of dog shit who closed our local hill is now lapping it with the snowmobile and gas we paid for with our passes.