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  1. #376
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    Ski season cancelled?

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    I tried to draw out the js on him and I hurt some special fuckin snow fuckflakes feelings
    and now im a combatant e -meanyhead
    joejong, buttercunt ,bunners and the rest of you soft skinned e-fucks outta leave the twatasphere o doom for a day
    read the fuckin yoss cats minion sticky and
    take a fuckin lap
    for your least coast az greg bitch comes callin for ya
    That’s me on the left, yer on the right
    Hey buddy!
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    Dude, yer so burnt!
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdironRider View Post
    I'm calling bullshit that a tourist industry company, the size of Jackson (who was forced to close by the governor apparently), or even further Vail/Alterra, would leave their asses hanging here. You can insure against anything for the right price. Mom and pops / the average retail joint / restaurant though probably isn't carrying that coverage.

    I tend to agree on all your other points, and they'll end up bailed out and the employees will take it on the chin.
    You might be right. Or, pandemics might be a future national program like the others that no insurance company could handle like TRIA and NFIP. If insurance for a never seen before pandemic was wildly available, would the president be talking about sending citizens and business owners checks. Sure, J-Lo insured her ass. Maybe the ski industry saw a risk in a world wide pandemic and insured against it. That’s why they’re the smart ones with a crazy amount of money and I’m sitting around debating on a ski forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    and the rest of you soft skinned e-fucks outta leave the twatasphere o doom for a day
    fukin gold
    embrace the gape
    and believe

  4. #379
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    That’s me on the left, yer on the right
    Hey buddy!
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    Dude, yer so burnt!
    more like
    you= poster child

    sfb=
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno

  5. #380
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    Ski season cancelled?

    I’m sending shit! And all yer weight is on the inside ski, woof. So much rotation.
    Laps, Burnt Toast!
    crab in my shoe mouth

  6. #381
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    "Gorgeous Chalet Girls With Fantastic Teeth You'll Never Shag" ....
    i accept your challenge Sir!

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    "we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up"
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  7. #382
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    tell that psia shit to your stuck on the lift served piste dsm disciples
    and git back to me after your first k of nonbullwheel bunny shit vert
    buttercunt stuck on the plaza

    sfb out his door and 5k above the crib chasing crackhead
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno

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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    tell that psia shit to your stuck on the lift served piste dsm disciples
    and git back to me after your first k of nonbullwheel bunny shit vert
    buttercunt stuck on the plaza

    sfb out his door and 5k above the crib chasing crackhead
    Says the guys who brags about being sponsored by ski Utah. The ultimate bull wheel, instawhore, twitters bs organization in the wasatch. Climb and ski it. Don’t fucking spray it and pretend your better than others. Never met a true ripper in any sport who had to inflate his ego. Where I grew up you kept your mouth shut and let your actions speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by altacoup View Post
    Never met a true ripper in any sport who had to inflate his ego. Where I grew up you kept your mouth shut and let your actions speak.
    I could name quite a few, though I don't disagree that that's the nobler path.

    And it's "you're".
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

  10. #385
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    your, as in 'your mouth'
    or you're as in 'you are mouth'?


    unless i'm missing a personal joke
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  11. #386
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    What made you change your tune, to now call the closing of all resorts for a period of time "taking all the necessary precautions right now"? I could swear I read posts of yours belittling the whole social distancing and forced closures just a day or two or three ago.
    trump changed his tune on the teleprompter so his minions are starting to come around a little
    powdork.com - new and improved, with 20% more dork.

  12. #387
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    Quote Originally Posted by altacoup View Post
    Says the guys who brags about being sponsored by ski Utah. The ultimate bull wheel, instawhore, twitters bs organization in the wasatch. Climb and ski it. Don’t fucking spray it and pretend your better than others. Never met a true ripper in any sport who had to inflate his ego. Where I grew up you kept your mouth shut and let your actions speak.
    bwwwaaahhh im spansered by hot professional wife dumbfuck
    shes a I let gepto stay for a week saint
    I am employed by the industry
    you know do a job in return for compensation
    I crunch base depth and new snow numbers 4 hours a week cause they pay me $40 and give me unlimited skiing in Utah
    for fuckin free
    its almost not fair if it doesn't snow and they all report its like a 2 hour work week
    I cant give that shit up
    ive never met a maggot who hasn't skied with another
    theres dipshits who post meh on tgr
    and maggots
    far as the gram
    #friendsnotfollowers
    show up with a couple
    ill smoke em in an instant
    but its been my experience shit posters like to anonymously "check the spare"
    but rarely show up irl
    its harder to be sumthin you aint irl
    in other news
    brian head and Nordic valley pulled the plug
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno

  13. #388
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    Can we please cancel this thread?

    It's over.

    Join the purple mafia.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    I still can't wrap my head around the fact that sfb is a real person.
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    You would think he’d be happier smoking all that weed.
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    And it's "you're".
    Your drunk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    You would think he’d be happier smoking all that weed.
    I see his IRL persona as real and his tgr persona as the fake. YMMV, but even despite our online differences we have shared turns, joints, and fun times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    and git back to me after your first k of nonbullwheel bunny shit
    It hurt muh broken fatbody very much.

    That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conundrum View Post
    That one's-on me. I got to chair 3 about 30 minutes after they called the season. It was a killer afternoon though. Started nuking snow as I enjoyed a tailgate beer for the closing party.
    Winning!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    more like
    you= poster child

    sfb=
    That turn is 100% shit. Oh and the Joey and Jerry thing. Funny huh? You like that? There’s a reason it’s my screen name. You fucking inept bath salt smoking taint toucher. I’ll make sure the boys over at jerry of the day make sure you are a main feature soon!!


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    Look, if you want to be an asshole just because you are bored or actually a real asshole, maybe take it somewhere else.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    You would think he’d be happier smoking all that weed.
    After a while the happiness turns to anxiety

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoVT Joey View Post
    That turn is 100% shit. Oh and the Joey and Jerry thing. Funny huh? You like that? There’s a reason it’s my screen name. You fucking inept bath salt smoking taint toucher. I’ll make sure the boys over at jerry of the day make sure you are a main feature soon!!
    You surely must be going nuts in your self isolation mode. All this time on your hands and THIS is what you do from your parents basement? How's the size of your forearms, got them equal yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnjam View Post
    You surely must be going nuts in your self isolation mode. All this time on your hands and THIS is what you do from your parents basement? How's the size of your forearms, got them equal yet?
    I dunno. It’s not really self isolation when your wife is lapping my nut sack... I may be in my parents basement but mrs mtnjam doesn’t seem to mind. I’ll have her bring home some extra tp so you can clean her snatch when I’m all done.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SoVT Joey View Post
    I dunno. It’s not really self isolation when your wife is lapping my nut sack... I may be in my parents basement but mrs mtnjam doesn’t seem to mind. I’ll have her bring home some extra tp so you can clean her snatch when I’m all done.
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    Huh, that's interesting because Mrs. Mtnjam is right here with me. Seems like the virus is already affecting your occipital lobe. Have fun jerking off alone.

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