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03-12-2020, 05:01 PM #126
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I suggest choosing your new religion based on their faith that baby Jesus will protect them in church. Any religious. that has to cancel Sunday services due to an invisible concern is not much of a religion...cough, Pope Francis, cough
Some peope.just don't have faith.
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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03-12-2020, 09:14 PM #127
Core before core was cool
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RC's are crazy but not stupid.
A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.
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03-13-2020, 07:58 PM #128
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Yo Timberridge, pull the Shuttlebus around, it’s time to go to church.
I still call it The Jake.
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03-13-2020, 09:08 PM #129
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^^^Now that is communion I could tolerate.
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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03-13-2020, 10:11 PM #130
I only work so I can play
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From a doctrinal standpoint, as far as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, (the Mormon church) is concerned, almost everyone makes it to heaven. There's just different levels. So we're all probably saved, even if one doesn't believe or ever join any religion. So no worries Timber.
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03-14-2020, 06:51 AM #131
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FTW!
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Yo Timberridge, pull the Shuttlebus around, it’s time to go to church.
watch out for snakes
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03-14-2020, 09:04 AM #132
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Amen, brother Bmills!
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03-15-2020, 07:21 AM #133
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What’s the mass schedule today?
I still call it The Jake.
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03-16-2020, 07:12 AM #134
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Be ready for the bus at any hour for you know not which hour it comes.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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03-16-2020, 08:01 AM #135
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So it's like the Summit Stage. Got it.
I still call it The Jake.
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03-16-2020, 08:14 AM #136
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But with margaritas and this playing softly over the speakers...
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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03-16-2020, 08:16 AM #137
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Why other religions didn't jump on this earlier is beyond me.
I still call it The Jake.
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03-16-2020, 09:10 AM #138
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When does the murder/suicide clause kick in?
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03-17-2020, 06:44 AM #139
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^^Branch Covidians?
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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03-17-2020, 06:49 AM #140
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watch out for snakes
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03-17-2020, 09:01 AM #141
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Brunch Covidians? Originally Posted by Timberridge
I like a tequila sunrise with my ranchos huevos.I still call it The Jake.
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03-17-2020, 02:23 PM #142
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Happy Hour Hindus are calling.
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03-17-2020, 02:30 PM #143
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And your religion doesn't need to forge any historical documents.,.....A collection of supposedly valuable Dead Sea Scroll fragments on display at the Museum of the Bible in Washington DC has been found to be fake....https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51916849 Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Yo Timberridge, pull the Shuttlebus around, it’s time to go to church.
what's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?
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03-17-2020, 03:32 PM #144
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Did it come with a side of guacamole, chips and a beer?
If not thats your problem right there.watch out for snakes
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