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03-06-2020, 09:11 AM #101Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
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03-06-2020, 09:23 AM #102
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03-06-2020, 09:24 AM #103
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03-06-2020, 10:53 AM #104Registered User
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Our lady of perpetual motion
Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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03-06-2020, 11:24 AM #105
That there is no lady, sir.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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03-06-2020, 01:56 PM #106
First off, you say you do not want any wierd religions...well. I posit that all religions are weird. Seriously, just thi k abiut the whole guy in the sky thing, and since you only seem to be considering western religions, think about the bastard who has his son killed to make a point.
If you still insist on joining, might I suggest Hinduism. You appear to have a fear of dying, so go with the reincarnation vibe. Dying just becomes a doddle, although you do risk coming back as a Mormon I suppose.
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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03-06-2020, 06:15 PM #107Registered User
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Pastafarianism...
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03-06-2020, 06:47 PM #108
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03-06-2020, 07:07 PM #109
and it has head gear!
Pastafarian protester wears a colander while showing an icon of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Great stuff here:
Afterlife
The Pastafarian conception of Heaven includes a beer volcano and a stripper (or sometimes prostitute) factory.[38] The Pastafarian Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases.[40]
Pirates and global warming
According to Pastafarian beliefs, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians.[10] Furthermore, Pastafarians believe that the concept of pirates as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and by Hare Krishnas. Instead, Pastafarians believe that they were "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to small children, adding that modern pirates are in no way similar to "the fun-loving buccaneers from history". In addition, Pastafarians believe that ghost pirates are responsible for all of the mysteriously lost ships and planes of the Bermuda Triangle. Pastafarians are among those who celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19.[41]
The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's original letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, in an effort to illustrate that correlation does not imply causation.[42] Henderson presented the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s".[10] A deliberately misleading graph accompanying the letter (with numbers humorously disordered on the x-axis) shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased. This parodies the suggestion from some religious groups that the high numbers of disasters, famines, and wars in the world is due to the lack of respect and worship toward their deity. In 2008, Henderson interpreted the growing pirate activities at the Gulf of Aden as additional support, pointing out that Somalia has "the highest number of pirates and the lowest carbon emissions of any country".[43]
Holidays
Pastafarian beliefs extend into lighthearted religious ceremony. Pastafarians celebrate every Friday as a holy day.[18] Prayers are concluded with a final declaration of affirmation, "R'amen" (or "rAmen"); the term is a parodic portmanteau of the terms "Amen" and "Ramen", referring to instant noodles and to the "noodly appendages" of their deity.[9]
Around the time of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa, Pastafarians celebrate a vaguely defined holiday named "Holiday". Holiday does not take place on "a specific date so much as it is the Holiday season, itself". According to Henderson, as Pastafarians "reject dogma and formalism", there are no specific requirements for Holiday. Pastafarians celebrate Holiday in any manner they please.[44] Pastafarians also celebrate "Pastover" as a parody of Passover,[45][46][47] and "Ramendan" as a parody of Ramadan.[48][49][50]
Pastafarians interpret the increasing usage of "Happy Holidays", rather than more traditional greetings (such as "Merry Christmas"), as support for Pastafarianism.[44] In December 2005, George W. Bush's White House Christmas greeting cards wished people a happy "holiday season",[51] leading Henderson to write the President a note of thanks, including a "fish" emblem depicting the Flying Spaghetti Monster for his limousine or plane.[52] Henderson also thanked Walmart for its use of the phrase.[53]
U.S. Army ID tag (dog tag) listing "Atheist/FSM" as the religious/belief system preference
Touched by his noodly appendage“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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03-06-2020, 10:25 PM #110
Does pasta go with margaritas?
watch out for snakes
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03-07-2020, 10:37 AM #111Registered User
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And they will go pasta agressive on you
thats where they under cook the spaghetti to fuck with yer digestive systemLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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03-09-2020, 12:46 PM #112
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03-09-2020, 01:11 PM #113
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03-10-2020, 04:05 PM #114
Ok, thanks for that ruling.
Last edited by SB; 03-10-2020 at 04:40 PM.
watch out for snakes
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03-10-2020, 04:08 PM #115
I'm Agnostic. That way I can never be wrong
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03-10-2020, 04:32 PM #116
Not a member but as a student of religious philosophy I'd think that margaritas do fit with overall theme of pastafarianism. Some of the other beverages have their own holidays but I have to think they are down with the tequila and limes too. Looks like 3 different holidays with rum in the name of the holiday. Lots of holidays so if you like the holidays this might be the one https://pastafarians.org.au/pastafarianism/holidays/
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03-12-2020, 07:55 AM #117
Red wine goes better with pasta.
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03-12-2020, 07:59 AM #118
This thing is spreading. If you're over 65 or a long time Camel smoker now's the time to think about preparing for the afterlife.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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03-12-2020, 08:03 AM #119Banned
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I thought the Camel smokers had more to be worried about from MERS than the Rat Flu.
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03-12-2020, 08:24 AM #120
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03-12-2020, 08:25 AM #121
Timberridge, will you be cancelling services now in an effort to slow the spread of this disease?
And will the bus to Magic keep running?I still call it The Jake.
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03-12-2020, 09:59 AM #122
Well since this is a religion prepping for the after life the bus will eventually run out of customers.
Happy virus everyone!watch out for snakes
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03-12-2020, 12:49 PM #123
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03-12-2020, 01:02 PM #124
Personally, I like to think that believing in Physics is a safe bet.
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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03-12-2020, 01:07 PM #125
I'm down with the idea that consciousness is just an emergent property of basic biology and when we die we just wink out without ever knowing we ever existed. Seems more plausible than most conceptions of an afterlife, especially in the face of things like proton decay and the inconceivable enormity of time.
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