COVID-19 Prepper & Observations Thread

[skaredshtles]

Says a guy with 6 bathrooms.

I laffed.

[gravitylover]

dafuq are you gonna do with 120 rolls of toilet paper?

See below

He’s full of shit obviously.

This guy gets it

Says a guy with 6 bathrooms.

LOL

Hey it doesn't go bad right? If they're gonna make it that cheap might as well get it while we can.

With a couple of cases a few miles from me and 1k people told to self quarantine things are getting a little bit weird here. The frozen food aisle at one of the local markets was looking a little thin a few hours ago but beer and produce was still holding strong. I think I should stock up on beer and maybe weed too.

[glademaster]

See below

This guy gets it

LOL

Hey it doesn't go bad right? If they're gonna make it that cheap might as well get it while we can.

With a couple of cases a few miles from me and 1k people told to self quarantine things are getting a little bit weird here. The frozen food aisle at one of the local markets was looking a little thin a few hours ago but beer and produce was still holding strong. I think I should stock up on beer and maybe weed too.

I wouldn't bother, the guys picking the produce, driving the trucks and stocking the shelves can't afford to take time off, so even if they're sick, there will still be plenty of food and supplies available.

[iceman]

Hey we got a lot of bathrooms but we shit on a pretty much normal human schedule. 120 rolls would last a long fucking while. 2 years maybe? wild guess.

[gravitylover]

^ You don't have twin daughters. When they're home from school they can go through a roll a day! I've never seen anything like it.

[Viva]

When a new female moves in with you, expect the following: (1) Your heating bill will increase astronomically; (2) A super-sized case of TP will be completely exhausted in a matter of weeks (if you're lucky) , and (3) That heavy duty, professional grade garbage disposal in your kitchen will likely break within a year from overuse and abuse.

These facts are indisputable.

[AK47bp]

When a new female moves in with you, expect the following: (1) Your heating bill will increase astronomically; (2) A super-sized case of TP will be completely exhausted in a matter of weeks (if you're lucky) , and (3) That heavy duty, professional grade garbage disposal in your kitchen will likely break within a year from overuse and abuse.

These facts are indisputable.

(4) your dishwasher will immediately contract Covid 19


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[DaveTV]

When a new female moves in with you, expect the following: (1) Your heating bill will increase astronomically; (2) A super-sized case of TP will be completely exhausted in a matter of weeks (if you're lucky) , and (3) That heavy duty, professional grade garbage disposal in your kitchen will likely break within a year from overuse and abuse.
These facts are indisputable.

Your forgot the water bill quadrupling

[Hott Butt Mud]

King Soopers in Denver is now limiting 'cleaning products' and 'flu medicine' to 5 per person.

[irul&ublo]

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!

[Hott Butt Mud]

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!

Zombies are limited to 3 per person.

[rideit]

Do zombies taste like carrion?

[Hott Butt Mud]

Any Seattle people that can chime in? Are people really shutting down? News said it is a "ghost town"?

[rideit]

Ironically, my kiddo asked if we could go to Seattle for Spring Break if Trump shut the southern border, and we couldn’t go to Mexico.
I don’t have a plan C...

[KQ]

Any Seattle people that can chime in? Are people really shutting down? News said it is a "ghost town"?

My GF said the commute from Bothell to DT is much lighter than usual.

[AK47bp]

Any Seattle people that can chime in? Are people really shutting down? News said it is a "ghost town"?

My commute went from fucking intolerable to just intolerable.

Lots of the techno bros can work from home.


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[stuckathuntermtn]

who here has COVID

Excuse Walter, but I believe the preferred nomenclature is Kung Flu.

[glademaster]

My commute went from fucking intolerable to just intolerable.

Lots of the techno bros can work from home.


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Yeah, but if the snow is good at Alpy this weekend, you know damn well the parking lots will be overflowing and the lift lines will be 20+ minutes long.

[BmillsSkier]

Let us know if you see Bob.

[iceman]

That's fine if it's sunny. Jack Farless says so.

[BmillsSkier]

Some say Jack Farless once out-drank Bill Brasky.

[summit]

Dear assholes trying to steal masks and disinfecting wipes from hospitals. You are scum. If I catch you I will make you wipe up Cdiff poop with your face.

[east or bust]

^ Seems reasonable.

[406]

We typically have a good amount of food in the fridge/pantry, but did buy about an additional week of bagged food. Tried to buy 10 gallons of water but was sold out. Have water filter and could get it from the creek if needed. Also plenty of bunnies and deer around if things get that bad.

I already had tyvak suites and respirators. Was already shopping for a bullet proof vest, but that was prepping for the election.

Would love to have a bunker.

I don't get the folks hoarding TP, but might grab a couple boxes of baby wipes.

I guess I'm a 5, but would like to be a 10 :-)

[t-the-east]

Seems legit... or should it be in the homemade pizza thread?