Neighborhood punks got away!

[basinbeater]

For the third time this year, fucking stupid ass punk kids (insert stay off of my lawn comment anywhere in this post) nailed my car with an ice ball driving up Virginia street in salt lake. I slammed on the brakes and peeled into the Mormon ward parking lot that they throw from, and as I got out of the car, I yelled like an old man as I watched one disappear around the corner of the bushes below at full tilt.
Stupid shits.
End rant.

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[neufox47]

Did they do damage?


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[AK47bp]

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[rideit]

I think shooting them is the only appropriate ‘Murican response.

[iceman]

Damn Mormon punks.

[The AD]

I think shooting them is the only appropriate ‘Murican response.

Totally. Stand your ground. Probably won't work if they're white, though.

[grinch]

This calls for full winter camo and attack their flank with dog turd centered snowballs. Punks need to know whos boss!

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[Benny Profane]

Probably snowboarders. On drugs.

[Mudfoot]

Damn Mormon punks.

FWIW; SLC is now only 49% Mormon, as opposed to about 62% of the state. But those jack-mormons can be ruffians too.

[basinbeater]

Did they do damage?


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No damage. Luckily it hit the door handle area, (it was all wet there) I think if it had hit the broader panel it would have dented. It hit hard and loud.

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[detrusor]

I’d move to the west side instead of the sketchy part of town you’re in now


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[fatnslow]

Get an air pressure fire extinguisher loaded with water and fight back. No damage, no foul..... I was usually that kid.

[splat]

If those fuckers were smart, they'd water the road and wait for it to freeze at the approximate point people hit the brakes when snowballed so guys like you couldn't stop.

[jmedslc]

For the third time this year, fucking stupid ass punk kids (insert stay off of my lawn comment anywhere in this post) nailed my car with an ice ball driving up Virginia street in salt lake. I slammed on the brakes and peeled into the Mormon ward parking lot that they throw from, and as I got out of the car, I yelled like an old man as I watched one disappear around the corner of the bushes below at full tilt.
Stupid shits.
End rant.

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Is that up by the U in the aves?

[Djongo Unchained]

Look on the bright side, they coulda been Woodchucks.

[iceman]

Dang woodchucks.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Deploy caltrops at their escape routes during daylight. Drive back by at night real slow, provide an irresistible target. Finish the punks off when they're crippled.

Make sure you livesteam it.

[highangle]

No damage. Luckily it hit the door handle area, (it was all wet there) I think if it had hit the broader panel it would have dented. It hit hard and loud.

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Maybe call up the local bishop and explain your issues and theories of justice and thoughts about bud nippin'? It'll probably cost you a couple hundo, but unleashing some sharia on the little bastards would have to be rewarding.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Snowball fight!

[hutash]

If those fuckers were smart, they'd water the road and wait for it to freeze at the approximate point people hit the brakes when snowballed so guys like you couldn't stop.

Ah, the voice of experience.

[yeahman]

You gotta drive on by like nothing happened, then go park around the block and walk back. Sneak right into the midst of them before they know what's up and just start tossing them around.

At least that's what the guy did the only time me and my friends ever got caught.

[basinbeater]

You gotta drive on by like nothing happened, then go park around the block and walk back. Sneak right into the midst of them before they know what's up and just start tossing them around.

At least that's what the guy did the only time me and my friends ever got caught.

Haha yeah, I was thinking about that last night. Gotta bait the little fuckers.
Once it's kind of funny, twice, I start to get pissed.
Yeah it's near the u. I've heard local kids call Virginia st the great divide. East is $$$$$ and west is $$$. I don't live on the $$$$$ side or the $$$ side, as the North point of the divide ends right about at federal heights. And I'm right above 11th. So whenever I go anywhere, it's Virginia st.

I was that kid too in like 8th grade. Now it's stay offa my lawn.

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[liv2ski]

Kids do dumb shit. If you ever did shit like that as a kid, maybe cut them a little slack unless you got your ass beat. Then it is retribution time. My best memory of dumb kid shit was behind a small (maybe 5-6 stores) strip mall where someone was burning their trash in an incinerator. We got all the empty hair spray cans from out behind the beauty shop, tossed them in, shut the door and ran. Blew the door off and the Chinese shop owner came out obviously cursing in Chinese. It was awesome.

[BmillsSkier]

Look on the bright side, they coulda been Woodchucks.

Dang woodchucks.

I came here to say exactly this.

Damnit.

[Bunion 2020]

Sorry dude, that was me. Well not me really but me about 50 years ago.

Best part was when somebody had a shit fit and chased you.

Otherwise WTF is the point?

Never had someone do the stealth retaliation, it would have work on us for certain.