WTF is this?

[StuntCok]

I saw this the other day and now it is keeping me up at night, wondering what it could be...


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[pfluffenmeister]

^^^ Djongo and I saw a dude wearing a pair @ Jackson Hole last week.

Neither of us could figure 'em out.

[jmedslc]

Some sorta contraption to give rebound to your ski stance and motion, to reduce leg fatigue. Or something.

[zartagen]

Steer clear of anyone with them. It's the ultimate grandpa jerry device. They have rods that are stored inside their poles that get stuck between the boot attachments and the ass attachments. It's supposed to be a shock absorption system for senior tailgunners.

[stayhighstaydry]

I saw this the other day and now it is keeping me up at night, wondering what it could be...


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He's out on weekend release?

Rented boots from a 'no overhead' source?

[zartagen]

You can hear them coming from the rattle of the ass dildos inside their ski poles. It's like some sort of geriatric skier mating call.

[Just Looking]

Some sorta contraption to give rebound to your ski stance and motion, to reduce leg fatigue. Or something.

^^ there are rods that attach to the cords and back of the boots to accomplish this, they kinda poke ur ass cheeks to keep your leg position in an athletic stance. was suppossed to help with bad knees if I recall. The missing rods are stored inside your ski pole when not pokin ur butt - have to remove and attach them every run. name though escapes me.

[skizix]

Do NOT ski trees with these, lol.

If you snag something, best case scenario is getting pantsed.

[Doremite]

Keeping an eye on gearswap.

[2bjenny]

^^^ Djongo and I saw a dude wearing a pair @ Jackson Hole last week.

Neither of us could figure 'em out.

I’ve seen these at JH too, can’t remember what it’s called. Probably same dude.

[Dshack89]

Did some googling and found this: http://www.cads.com/

I'm still confused...

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[MakersTeleMark]

Cads have been around forever. Like rax, helping those ski who otherwise could not.

[idahospud]

You can hear them coming from the rattle of the ass dildos inside their ski poles. It's like some sort of geriatric skier mating call.

As opposed to what other kind of dildo?

[coldfeet]

TECH TALK JONG!

[JPaul]

Read DShacks' link, and still not sure what they are.

From the diagram, they look like they'd be good for ice fishing.

[Vt-Freeheel]

Ask Benny, he uses them due to being a tired old tailgunner.

[dwhelan]

He’s gotta be 6’8”+?

[alpinevibes]

He’s gotta be 6’8”+?

“He taught me how to love a woman — and how to scold a child.”


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[JongDoe]

Confused why nobody asked him.

[ACH]

Did some googling and found this: http://www.cads.com/

Goodlord...
1995 called, it wants its website back.

[jackattack]

Goodlord...
1995 called, it wants its website back.

Their marquee link to the Dallas Morning News is dead. LOL!

[frorider]

$700. I’ve seen em in the wild, never bothered to investigate further lol

[lowsparkco]

Seems like nice additional kit for the GSA.

[XXX-er]

seen a guy at Whis 10-12 yars ago somebody asked him and its my understanding he couldn't ski without em due to medical issues

[Skistack]

Saw some at Vail yesterday, lots of old rich guys there. Also saw what comes next - basically a giant walker on skis.


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