How do I turn a Tiffany’s gift card into skis?

[Brownski]

I used to work for a large Denver-based company that is notorious for being cheap AF, but gave employees a Tiffany's desk clock engraved with their name on it at their 5-year anniversary. A sea of miserable cubicle workers with gold-plated clocks counting down the hours

Something like this?

cant figure out what to do with this either

[Brownski]

Being a tiffany card, you should look into other LVMH brands https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LVMH. Maybe you can turn it into $1k worth of cognac or champagne.

Skis are still a better option

that list of brands sort of explains how they chose Tiffany’s at least. Would still prefer skis

[SkiBall]

I hope you have really small feet.

[DJSapp]

Go to Aspen, let it ride..

Yup, reference the Cougar hunting in A$$PEN thread. 1k worth of Tiffany's could make you a kept man if you play your hand right. All the skis you want.

[HellgateBasement]

Something like this?r

That's the one!

[SB]

How about trading it for an Ikon pass?

[Brownski]

Yup, reference the Cougar hunting in A$$PEN thread. 1k worth of Tiffany's could make you a kept man if you play your hand right. All the skis you want.

Worth considering. I’ll run it by my wife

[EWG]

I’ll give you $37 for it.

[Brownski]

I’ll give you $37 for it.

I reject your proposal but thanks for the offer

[BmillsSkier]

Where is Old Larry?

[Timberridge]

Where is Old Larry?

Out looking for bespoke rubber boots for his hazmat suit.

[BmillsSkier]

Man that’s gotta be hard. Bespoke and rubber are just two things you don’t see together much.

[EWG]

I reject your proposal but thanks for the offer

Dammit. How about bacon? Would you accept bacon?

[gatorboy]

While probably not appropriate, I could see a female subordinate in a Weinstein world receiving similar gifts when the boss is horny or saying sorry for being horny.

or Jeter

[Brownski]

Dammit. How about bacon? Would you accept bacon?

What are we talking? Like a shit ton of normal Oscar Meyer bacon or some kind of special heirloom grass fed bespoke bacon?

[Timberridge]

Man that’s gotta be hard. Bespoke and rubber are just two things you don’t see together much.

Perhaps not 100% bespoke, but nearly so.

https://www.lechameau.com/us/men-s-c...ined-boot.html

"Available in a choice of 8 calf fittings for an almost bespoke fit."

[Brownski]

How about trading it for an Ikon pass?

This is an interesting idea, maybe for next season. How would I go about doing that?

[Toadman]

Well, did the Tiffany card come with a Tiffany box? Or just an envelope. Cause, you know, you might do something like what this dude did...

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/woma...171621109.html

A woman’s “perfect” proposal quickly went downhill after a discovery about her engagement ring sparked a series of lies from her fiancé. The proposal began when the woman got engaged on Christmas day. Her ring came inside a Tiffany and Co. box, but the ring was just a bit too big, so the woman went to get it resized at one of the brand’s stores. The manager of the store told the woman it wasn't a Tiffany and Co. ring, showing her there was no engraving on the inside. the ring was fake, which the woman believed was probably the result of her fiancé getting scammed.

[EWG]

What are we talking? Like a shit ton of normal Oscar Meyer bacon or some kind of special heirloom grass fed bespoke bacon?

Oscar Meyer bacon sucks. I'm partial to Costco bacon.

So, Costco bacon.

[Brownski]

Oscar Meyer bacon sucks. I'm partial to Costco bacon.

So, Costco bacon.

No deal for that Costco bacon.

[concretejungle]

I'll trade you a pair of PBR Brewskis for it.

[Mazderati]

I'll trade you a pair of PBR Brewskis for it.

They talls?

[ncskier]

I think there’s a MASH episode where they trade a list of things to get some black market necessities. Perhaps ask Alan Alda for help


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[Shredhead]

What kind of skis you looking for?

My wife’s been out of town and I did some stupid shit this weekend.

[Brownski]

What kind of skis you looking for?

My wife’s been out of town and I did some stupid shit this weekend.

Some V6 BCs would be ideal. I’m starting to think I’ll hit the kiosk for what I can get and just plow it into whatever my next project turns out to be.