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Thread: Immediate skunk problem
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02-21-2020, 06:57 AM #1
Immediate skunk problem
What to do?? Just now listening to critter in the dog food in the pantry closet. Open the door to stare down at a fucking skunk. Homie is just sitting there munching away, I'm freaking out...Looking to see if pellet gun at close range will do it, got an ice tool...AARRGGGHHH!!!
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02-21-2020, 07:04 AM #2
Had same situation recently. We had luck with windex, sprayed from a distance.
Not aggro enough to prompt skunk to spray, but weird and unpleasant for mr skunk.
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02-21-2020, 07:05 AM #3
Plus...by spraying him with people-y smell you’re speaking his language.
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02-21-2020, 07:13 AM #4
Or probably any cleaning product that sprays.
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02-21-2020, 07:15 AM #5
I scattered moth balls, no effect. I think it can't find it's way out. looking for gun
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02-21-2020, 07:15 AM #6
Also, better to let him eat until he’s full and go away than to freak out and get yourself sprayed in the house.
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02-21-2020, 07:17 AM #7
You don’t have spray stuff for cleaning the toilet? Kitchen?
these friggin unsanitary ass ski bums man....
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02-21-2020, 07:20 AM #8Registered User
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Live stream to Facebook. Make sure you hold the phone vertical.
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02-21-2020, 07:20 AM #9
I don't want to spray him and have him spary back. opening every door and will try to scoot him out...
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02-21-2020, 07:27 AM #10
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02-21-2020, 07:28 AM #11
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02-21-2020, 07:29 AM #12
It's pretty hard to do a no-stink kill shot on a skunk. Definitely don't try it in the house.
Wait until it leaves, if it's getting in through the dog door, you're going to have to close that up for awhile.
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02-21-2020, 07:56 AM #13
Do you have a maul?
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02-21-2020, 08:06 AM #14
Put him in box, wrap it nicely and send him to TahoeJ's ex wife.
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02-21-2020, 08:07 AM #15www.apriliaforum.com
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02-21-2020, 08:11 AM #16
Is it wrong that I'm laughing right now?
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02-21-2020, 08:18 AM #17
now the fucker is behind the stove, walked out past me with his tail in the air as I sprayed windex. walked right past the open door outside and cruised into the kitchen. every door in the house is open, it's like 30 degrees inside, standing by with video mode in vertical...
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02-21-2020, 08:20 AM #18
Oh boy.
Put on some Metallica. Skunks hate Metallica."timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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02-21-2020, 08:23 AM #19
^^^ Or kid rock. Everyone, including skunks, hates kid rock.
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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02-21-2020, 08:23 AM #20
If you don't know how to shoot a skunk, you will have a bigger problem than you do now.
If he starts stamping his front feet, he wants to play with you.
Show him to the dog.In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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02-21-2020, 08:33 AM #21
Hot dog on some fishing line.
As he approaches pull it outside!
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02-21-2020, 08:34 AM #22
Skunks and hippies both stink so Slayer is your best move
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02-21-2020, 08:35 AM #23
OMG THIS IS AWFUL
I CANT GO SKI UNTIL I KNOW EVERYTHING’S OK
be nice to mr skunk pls!!!
He’s just tryin’ to eat.
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02-21-2020, 08:40 AM #24glocal
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Haven't had them in house but def on porch eating dog food while the dog frozen in place two feet away. They really like cat food. Make a food trail outdoors for it to follow. Our hood was full of skunks. Dog got sprayed, I got sprayed while riding my bike. Finally a guy in the hood put rat poison laced cat food where they hung out, in culverts undeer the roads, and we've been skunk free for years. They have weird emerald eyes at night when a flashlight hits them.
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02-21-2020, 08:50 AM #25
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