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02-11-2020, 06:16 PM #26
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02-11-2020, 08:06 PM #27
Tyvek suit would be pretty sweet. I got one this Halloween for one of my kids and it had to fancy orange seam tape that have it a very hazmat kind of feel. Pair it with a snorkel/mask, multicolored clown wig glued to an old helmet, and some Mardi gras beads with the plastic tits on them for the full effect.
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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02-11-2020, 08:33 PM #28
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02-11-2020, 08:40 PM #29
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02-11-2020, 08:52 PM #30
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02-11-2020, 09:01 PM #31
Forty seconds is plenty long enough to justify a speed suit.
I say fuck anything breathable, just go saran wrap. Otherwise you're going to have to run bare-ass and shave everything. Hundies matter.
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02-11-2020, 09:16 PM #32
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02-11-2020, 09:21 PM #33
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02-11-2020, 09:22 PM #34
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02-11-2020, 09:23 PM #35
The chaps will be very cold on the ride up with your but cheeks on the chair with bare skin (since chaps are ass-less always) - unless you wear a base layer also (so you need to probably have a pair of racing shorts that you wear to the start area.) Then have to find someone to bring them down to the bottom of the course....
If you fall then the brush burn of hitting a gate would probably feel like great vs the snow burn sliding down the hill half nakid.
Same for the suggestion of wear nothing at all and ski the race in your birthday suit.
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02-11-2020, 11:00 PM #36Our great works of human enterprise will fade away with time. The mountain will endure. ~nps
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02-12-2020, 06:08 AM #37
Nice!
Red!
I feel like there’s no way I’m going to fit in that. I’m 6’3 240(?)
Sadly, I bought the biggest size flylow bibs last year on sale and I haven’t worn them until this week because I’m too fat and didn’t have the heart to cut them until this week.
Feel like spyder xl is gonna be fatguy in a little coat. :-)
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02-12-2020, 07:33 AM #38
Don’t those suits stretch yo? Give the XL a try.
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02-12-2020, 11:10 AM #39
Northway's suit is tits. Gosh, I wish I had a reason to own something like that. It's even red. Damn. You'd never be able to set your poles down at lunch cuz you'd need them at the ready to defend yourself against the horde of randy skier chicks that instinctively crave your seed when they saw you sauntering up to the bar for a frosty pint after you'd finished crushing all the fruity non red speed suit wearing punk ass little man children in the super g.
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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02-12-2020, 11:35 AM #40
If no one else will make use of it and the offer still stands, I would give northway’s suit a proper home. Promise pics of letting fly in my Sx91’s and Kastle DH boards.
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02-12-2020, 12:39 PM #41
Can't you just use the "Flexseal Family of Products"? The advertising potential is huge and you might just get spancered.
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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02-12-2020, 12:39 PM #42
Plastidip might be the solution. I'm surprised XXXer hasn't come in to suggest Aquaseal yet.
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02-12-2020, 01:46 PM #43
Some of the neoprene fleece suits for diving?
Aggressive in my own mind
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02-12-2020, 07:31 PM #44
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02-12-2020, 07:57 PM #45
There’s no replacement for displacement
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02-12-2020, 08:03 PM #46
click them poles......
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02-12-2020, 08:22 PM #47
That's the most speed I've ever seen on a Nordic course. Well done. Sorry about the whole Michigan thing.
Definitely take the suit. It'll fit. That's the destiny of this thread, clearly.
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02-12-2020, 08:41 PM #48
That spyder suit will fit, it just might be a pain in the ass to zip up and give you some horrific moose knuckle. I recommend stuffing a cucumber in there so the ladies know what’s up.
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02-12-2020, 11:20 PM #49
Depends on how well worn the XL is. I have a Spyder XL GS suit. Picked it up used off Ebay that was a bit worn when I got it. Now it does not have much as much stretch to it. I'm 6 ft tall but usually under 180 pounds. It is baggy on me now. Suspect a well worn XL would fit you- especially if it is a one and done (and hopefully a Win) race.
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02-12-2020, 11:41 PM #50Registered User
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Before I got my own speed suit off the teen age son of a ski bud I used to borrow a speed suit off the daughter of another ski bud
It had the zipper at the back
I now know why women go to the washroom togetherLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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