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  1. #1
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    N'Llamaste Y'all

    Targeted ads are weird. I just got an invite from AirBnB to try a lama and alpaca yoga class in town. Inside. With the animals.

    What the fuck does adding a llama or alpaca do for yoga?

    If I drop my large REI aluminum water bottle will the sound cause a stampede of very un-chill camelids, resulting in trampled, sweaty, fit women in yoga pants?

    Is it worth it to find out?

    I still call it The Jake.

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    You could spit on people and blame the llama I guess. If you're into that sort of thing.

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    Cute, but probably a lot of poo.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    You could spit on people and blame the llama I guess. If you're into that sort of thing.
    Shit I forgot about that.

    A lifetime ago in undergrad, in a very inadvisable hazing ritual during hell week several of us were asked to scale the walls of the zoo and get a picture riding the camels. The wall wasn't hard and the camels were used to being ridden, so easy peasy right? Hell no, those jerks spit like slobbering cannon fire and smelled like shit.

    Bitey too.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I suppose it's safer than bat yoga?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    I suppose it's safer than bat yoga?
    More dangerous: bat yoga or yoga next to a local dive in Upstate New York?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
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    What the fuck does adding a llama or alpaca do for yoga?
    Attract the millennial customer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    More dangerous: bat yoga or yoga next to a local dive in Upstate New York?
    Depends. Bat like animal or bat like baseball?

    Never mind. Either way the answer is yoga next to a Utica bar.

    Notice I didnít say Utica Dive Bar. Cause that would have been repetitive.

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    Always trust HST:


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    Many bats in Utica?

    Llamas?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    You could spit on people and blame the llama I guess. If you're into that sort of thing.
    "Spit" eh? Perv.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Many bats in Utica?

    Llamas?
    What did the Spanish bat order in a Utica bar? La Batts.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    *Checks map of Canada relative to Upstate New York*

    Yep, that checks out.

    Bats LOVE the Blue.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Don't all yoga classes have animals?


    Big thing is cougar yoga around here...
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    Don't all yoga classes have animals?


    Big thing is cougar yoga around here...
    Can confirm.

    Pups too.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    *Checks map of Canada relative to Upstate New York*

    Yep, that checks out.

    Bats LOVE the Blue.

    Bullshit!

    Utica bats drinks Utica Club......


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    fact.

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    My guess is they keep Barack O'Lama around to spit-block and board the most obvious coochie-watchers on the back row.

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    Alpaca protection.

    Novel.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    What did the Spanish bat order in a Utica bar? La Batts.
    I like that. I'm gonna use that.

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    "YamaSafe Space"

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    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by beece View Post
    I like that. I'm gonna use that.
    Q: What's the difference between a Spanish bat and a Canadian club?

    A: The Spanish bat isn't sealed.

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    N'Llamaste Y'all

    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    Bullshit!

    Utica bats drinks Utica Club......


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    fact.
    Utica Club (Matt's Brewery) sold the first legal beer after prohibition was repealed. Something like 6 minutes after the bill was signed. It takes 3-4 weeks to brew one of those pilseners, but they were ready in 6 minutes.

    The Matts are legends and true american heros.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beece View Post
    Utica Club (Matt's Brewery) sold the first legal beer after prohibition was repealed. Something like 6 minutes after the bill was signed. I take 3-4 weeks to brew one of those pilseners, but they were ready in 6 minutes.

    The Matts are legends and true american heros.
    So are you telling us that the first people to get drunk off beer after the fall of prohibition were in Upstate New York?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    they were geniuses.... and this, no doubt, was their greatest invention.

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    fact.

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