N'Llamaste Y'all

[BmillsSkier]

Targeted ads are weird. I just got an invite from AirBnB to try a lama and alpaca yoga class in town. Inside. With the animals.

What the fuck does adding a llama or alpaca do for yoga?

If I drop my large REI aluminum water bottle will the sound cause a stampede of very un-chill camelids, resulting in trampled, sweaty, fit women in yoga pants?

Is it worth it to find out?

[iceman]

You could spit on people and blame the llama I guess. If you're into that sort of thing.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Cute, but probably a lot of poo.

[BmillsSkier]

You could spit on people and blame the llama I guess. If you're into that sort of thing.

Shit I forgot about that.

A lifetime ago in undergrad, in a very inadvisable hazing ritual during hell week several of us were asked to scale the walls of the zoo and get a picture riding the camels. The wall wasn't hard and the camels were used to being ridden, so easy peasy right? Hell no, those jerks spit like slobbering cannon fire and smelled like shit.

Bitey too.

[Timberridge]

I suppose it's safer than bat yoga?

[BmillsSkier]

I suppose it's safer than bat yoga?

More dangerous: bat yoga or yoga next to a local dive in Upstate New York?

[skaredshtles]

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What the fuck does adding a llama or alpaca do for yoga?

Attract the millennial customer?

[EWG]

More dangerous: bat yoga or yoga next to a local dive in Upstate New York?

Depends. Bat like animal or bat like baseball?

Never mind. Either way the answer is yoga next to a Utica bar.

Notice I didn’t say Utica Dive Bar. Cause that would have been repetitive.

[skaredshtles]

Always trust HST:

[BmillsSkier]

Many bats in Utica?

Llamas?

[bagtagley]

You could spit on people and blame the llama I guess. If you're into that sort of thing.

"Spit" eh? Perv.

[Timberridge]

Many bats in Utica?

Llamas?

What did the Spanish bat order in a Utica bar? La Batts.

[BmillsSkier]

*Checks map of Canada relative to Upstate New York*

Yep, that checks out.

Bats LOVE the Blue.

[BigDaddy]

Don't all yoga classes have animals?


Big thing is cougar yoga around here...

[BmillsSkier]

Don't all yoga classes have animals?


Big thing is cougar yoga around here...

Can confirm.

Pups too.

[m2711c]

*Checks map of Canada relative to Upstate New York*

Yep, that checks out.

Bats LOVE the Blue.

Bullshit!

Utica bats drinks Utica Club......









fact.

[highangle]

My guess is they keep Barack O'Lama around to spit-block and board the most obvious coochie-watchers on the back row.

[BmillsSkier]

Alpaca protection.

Novel.

[EWG]

What did the Spanish bat order in a Utica bar? La Batts.

I like that. I'm gonna use that.

[highangle]

"YamaSafe Space"

[SB]

[highangle]

I like that. I'm gonna use that.

Q: What's the difference between a Spanish bat and a Canadian club?

A: The Spanish bat isn't sealed.

[EWG]

Bullshit!

Utica bats drinks Utica Club......









fact.

Utica Club (Matt's Brewery) sold the first legal beer after prohibition was repealed. Something like 6 minutes after the bill was signed. It takes 3-4 weeks to brew one of those pilseners, but they were ready in 6 minutes.

The Matts are legends and true american heros.

[BmillsSkier]

Utica Club (Matt's Brewery) sold the first legal beer after prohibition was repealed. Something like 6 minutes after the bill was signed. I take 3-4 weeks to brew one of those pilseners, but they were ready in 6 minutes.

The Matts are legends and true american heros.

So are you telling us that the first people to get drunk off beer after the fall of prohibition were in Upstate New York?

[m2711c]

they were geniuses.... and this, no doubt, was their greatest invention.






fact.