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Thread: N'Llamaste Y'all
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02-05-2020, 12:07 PM #1
N'Llamaste Y'all
Targeted ads are weird. I just got an invite from AirBnB to try a lama and alpaca yoga class in town. Inside. With the animals.
What the fuck does adding a llama or alpaca do for yoga?
If I drop my large REI aluminum water bottle will the sound cause a stampede of very un-chill camelids, resulting in trampled, sweaty, fit women in yoga pants?
Is it worth it to find out?
I still call it The Jake.
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02-05-2020, 12:11 PM #2Funky But Chic
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You could spit on people and blame the llama I guess. If you're into that sort of thing.
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02-05-2020, 12:11 PM #3
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02-05-2020, 12:19 PM #4
Shit I forgot about that.
A lifetime ago in undergrad, in a very inadvisable hazing ritual during hell week several of us were asked to scale the walls of the zoo and get a picture riding the camels. The wall wasn't hard and the camels were used to being ridden, so easy peasy right? Hell no, those jerks spit like slobbering cannon fire and smelled like shit.
Bitey too.I still call it The Jake.
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02-05-2020, 12:20 PM #5
I suppose it's safer than bat yoga?
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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02-05-2020, 12:21 PM #6
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02-05-2020, 12:22 PM #7
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02-05-2020, 12:23 PM #8
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02-05-2020, 12:24 PM #9
Always trust HST:
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02-05-2020, 12:25 PM #10
Many bats in Utica?
Llamas?I still call it The Jake.
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02-05-2020, 12:31 PM #11yelgatgab
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02-05-2020, 12:37 PM #12
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02-05-2020, 12:42 PM #13
*Checks map of Canada relative to Upstate New York*
Yep, that checks out.
Bats LOVE the Blue.I still call it The Jake.
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02-05-2020, 12:45 PM #14
Don't all yoga classes have animals?
Big thing is cougar yoga around here...Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
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02-05-2020, 12:52 PM #15
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02-05-2020, 12:58 PM #16
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02-05-2020, 12:58 PM #17
My guess is they keep Barack O'Lama around to spit-block and board the most obvious coochie-watchers on the back row.
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02-05-2020, 01:05 PM #18
Alpaca protection.
Novel.I still call it The Jake.
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02-05-2020, 01:09 PM #19
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02-05-2020, 01:10 PM #20
"YamaSafe Space"
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02-05-2020, 01:12 PM #21watch out for snakes
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02-05-2020, 01:13 PM #22
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02-05-2020, 01:29 PM #23
N'Llamaste Y'all
Last edited by beece; 02-05-2020 at 04:51 PM.
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02-05-2020, 01:33 PM #24
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02-05-2020, 01:38 PM #25
they were geniuses.... and this, no doubt, was their greatest invention.
fact.
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