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  1. 01-31-2020, 04:00 PM #1
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    Ways to fuck one's self

    Let us count the ways.
    The good, bad and ugly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gcooker View Post
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  6. 01-31-2020, 05:05 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Vote Republican.
    smoke pot or nearly any other drug over a long duration.
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  7. 01-31-2020, 05:07 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    smoke pot or nearly any other drug over a long duration.
    Where’s the thumbs down button again?
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  8. 01-31-2020, 05:09 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    smoke pot or nearly any other drug over a long duration.
    Not necessarily, no.
    While you're taking your lap, why don't you think to yourself: do people who are already lazy forgetful dumbasses smoke a lot of weed, or would I rather believe stupid and easily disproven myths and lies so I can stay in my comfort zone?
    No longer stuck.

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  10. 01-31-2020, 05:12 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by t-the-east View Post
    Where’s the thumbs down button again?
    had to be done. when political comments not in polyass; everything wrong is because of republicans gets a shot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Autofellatio?
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    Self love, that Greek dude did it......
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  13. 01-31-2020, 05:35 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    had to be done. when political comments not in polyass; everything wrong is because of republicans gets a shot.
    And how has putting children in cages helped you? Is there something not factual being posted? You still need that lap.
    No longer stuck.

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  14. 01-31-2020, 05:56 PM #14
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    your slipping peeps, I made it SFW

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  16. 01-31-2020, 06:10 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Have kids.
    You will never have the shear joy of skiing with your child.
    That is truly fucking one's self.
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    Agreed. I envy that when I see it. Doesn't keep me awake at nights, though.
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    Ways to fuck one's self

    My son has gone ski crazy and I had his first pow day at Vail this month with him.


    That almost makes up for the iPhone/Xbox insanity he has given me and talking back.


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    I never would have retired. Therefore, no skiing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    smoke pot or nearly any other drug over a long duration.
    So that's your excuse. Got it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by k2skier112 View Post
    your slipping peeps, I made it SFW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Agreed. I envy that when I see it. Doesn't keep me awake at nights, though.
    Too much information bunny

    Too much

    Now I can’t sleep
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    Starting a shit without enough toilet paper to clean up after


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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    smoke pot or nearly any other drug over a long duration.
    That's original nice work
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    smoke a lot
    I dunno, I think chronically inhaling any high-temperature combustion products is a great way for one to fuck one's self.
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    Staying up late drinking gin only to have your 4 year old wake you up at 4 AM.


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