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  1. #1
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    Ways to fuck one's self

    Let us count the ways.
    The good, bad and ugly.

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    Autofellatio?
    Forum Cross Pollinator

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    Vote Republican.

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    Get married


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gcooker View Post
    Get married


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    to the wrong spanser
    #icemantrophyhusbandsinjeans
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
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    ski on in eternal peace

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Vote Republican.
    smoke pot or nearly any other drug over a long duration.
    Eat em up Houston Cougars !

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    smoke pot or nearly any other drug over a long duration.
    Where’s the thumbs down button again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    smoke pot or nearly any other drug over a long duration.
    Not necessarily, no.
    While you're taking your lap, why don't you think to yourself: do people who are already lazy forgetful dumbasses smoke a lot of weed, or would I rather believe stupid and easily disproven myths and lies so I can stay in my comfort zone?
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Fall in love.


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    Quote Originally Posted by t-the-east View Post
    Where’s the thumbs down button again?
    had to be done. when political comments not in polyass; everything wrong is because of republicans gets a shot.
    Eat em up Houston Cougars !

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Autofellatio?
    Quote Originally Posted by Cono Este View Post
    Fall in love.


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    Self love, that Greek dude did it......

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    This could cum in handy

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    had to be done. when political comments not in polyass; everything wrong is because of republicans gets a shot.
    And how has putting children in cages helped you? Is there something not factual being posted? You still need that lap.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Have kids.

    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

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    your slipping peeps, I made it SFW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Have kids.
    You will never have the shear joy of skiing with your child.
    That is truly fucking one's self.

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    Agreed. I envy that when I see it. Doesn't keep me awake at nights, though.

    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

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    Ways to fuck one's self

    My son has gone ski crazy and I had his first pow day at Vail this month with him.


    That almost makes up for the iPhone/Xbox insanity he has given me and talking back.


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    I never would have retired. Therefore, no skiing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    smoke pot or nearly any other drug over a long duration.
    So that's your excuse. Got it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k2skier112 View Post
    your slipping peeps, I made it SFW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Agreed. I envy that when I see it. Doesn't keep me awake at nights, though.
    Too much information bunny

    Too much

    Now I can’t sleep
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

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    Starting a shit without enough toilet paper to clean up after


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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    smoke pot or nearly any other drug over a long duration.
    That's original nice work
    Started at 15 daily user by 17
    25 year veteran being a ski town allstar
    Winning

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    smoke a lot
    I dunno, I think chronically inhaling any high-temperature combustion products is a great way for one to fuck one's self.
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    "If you don't got Olin, then your store could use some fixin'"

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    Staying up late drinking gin only to have your 4 year old wake you up at 4 AM.


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