Ways to fuck one's self

[Johnny P]

Well in that case... "you're fuckin' up the rotation. Puff puff, give. Puff puff give!"

I believe it goes puff, puff, pass

[skiballs]

[riser4]

I believe it goes puff, puff, pass

Ya, it's how we know he's a cop.

[iceman]

Finally time to start chasing the dragon instead?

Should be a smooth transition I'm thinking.

[riser4]

Should be a smooth transition I'm thinking.

In. With crack either before or after, depending on which end if the day it is.

[TBS]

In. With crack either before or after, depending on which end if the day it is.

I think hallucinogens are a better choice. Crack plus opioids are gonna whipsaw your body

[riser4]

I think hallucinogens are a better choice. Crack plus opioids are gonna whipsaw your body

Speedball? Speedball? Speedball? Three speedball.

[TBS]

“Sam Stone was alone when he broke his last balloon,.
Climbing walls while he sat there in a chair.”
—John Prine

[jm2e]

Winning an argument with your wife.

[Viva]

.........

[BmillsSkier]

Speedball? Speedball? Speedball? Three speedball.

God I love an orange whip reference.

[Jacques Strap]

I believe it goes puff, puff, pass

Ya, it's how we know he's a cop.

"You can get killed with somebody else. That's some serious shit. You're lucky you're my boy. Oh shit. Take your time. Gotta crawl before ya walk."

[riser4]

"You can get killed with somebody else. That's some serious shit. You're lucky you're my boy. Oh shit. Take your time. Gotta crawl before ya walk."

Alright, gotta give you this one. I had never heard of this movie. I've seen a lot of stoner comedies and this one never made the radar for some reason. And it's got Ice Cube. They still screwed up the line though.

[riser4]

God I love an orange whip reference.

One of John Candy's many great roles.

[Jacques Strap]

I had never heard of this movie.

Whoa... really? It's very likely just the nostalgia talking (the sequel Next Friday came out while I was in high school, so Friday had a little resurgence), but this is a classic. This one, the sequel, and Half Baked (which is probably not anywhere near as good) were on permanent party rotation among my group.

we know he's a cop.

Never know, could still be! That would certainly explain why my drug lingo is learned from a Chris Tucker character.

[riser4]

Whoa... really? It's very likely just the nostalgia talking (the sequel Next Friday came out while I was in high school, so Friday had a little resurgence), but this is a classic. This one, the sequel, and Half Baked (which is probably not anywhere near as good) were on permanent party rotation among my group.

Never know, could still be! That would certainly explain why my drug lingo is learned from a Chris Tucker character.

Ya, I'm a little older. Cheech and Chong.

[Kinnikinnick]

“Ways to fuck one’s self”

1) live in Texas surrounded by fellow Self righteous but moronically hypocritical people, you know Texans




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[SkiCougar]

“Ways to fuck one’s self”

1) live in Texas surrounded by fellow Self righteous but moronically hypocritical people, you know Texans




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hmmm.

I was just about to make that same post of Californians.

[Bunion 2020]

Well, at least you are able to go fuck yourself.

[skiballs]

^Be specific, how should the self fucking be consummated.

[Jacques Strap]

1) live in Texas surrounded by fellow Self righteous but moronically hypocritical people, you know Texans

Whoa, sick burn, Brah! That's some de Tocquevillian observation mixed with Voltaire-level satire and finished off with a mega-creative punchline that definitely wasn't lifted directly from Blazing Saddles.

[Obstruction]

Ain’t always safe to fuck yourself.

[m2711c]

Smokey says......



can....






so... give a hoot and don’t pollute!

[riser4]

Be an m series jong.

[m2711c]