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  1. 01-30-2020, 02:10 PM #1
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    Can I Date a Girl With No Shoes?

    Snowshoeing is one thing, but no shoes at all?

    WWMD?
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    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Snowshoeing is one thing, but no shoes at all?

    WWMD?
    Hippie chicks!
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    Is it becuz she got no feets?
    watch out for snakes
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    No shoes, no shirt... no problem.
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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    If she has no feet it would be harder for her to run away, no?

    Unless she can walk on her hands.
    watch out for snakes
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  6. 01-30-2020, 02:41 PM #6
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    Can I shoe a girl that snow dates?
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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  7. 01-30-2020, 02:49 PM #7
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    As long as she is preggers.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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  8. 01-30-2020, 02:50 PM #8
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    riser4 - Ignore me! Please!

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    Is she interested in only staying in the kitchen and making sammiches?
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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  10. 01-30-2020, 03:10 PM #10
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    ya know, the whole lets make a thread sounding like another thread thing.

    Kinda played.
    "Can't you see..."
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  11. 01-30-2020, 05:24 PM #11
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    You're right, and I struggled with it. I just couldn't help it. I'm sorry.

    OTOH, I do appreciate you making an appearance to comment. It was good for something!

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    ya know, the whole lets make a thread sounding like another thread thing.

    Kinda played.
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    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.
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  12. 01-30-2020, 05:25 PM #12
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    so freakin' hawt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    Just don't go south of the border or you might pass out from the stench.
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    I can just hear the triggering of mtnherp in this thread even though she isn't really around anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    so freakin' hawt.
    Like firewalker hot.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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  17. 01-30-2020, 06:45 PM #17
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    I mean, you can. But then they start talking to trees and shit. I resigned to my hammock shortly after witnessing this spectacle and mostly kept to myself for the remainder of my days hiking with her.







    P.s.
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  18. 01-30-2020, 11:54 PM #18
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    Better than dating a telemarker. Oh wait a minute, if she is a bare foot type than she is probably a telemarker...... Run dude, run.
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    Wait a minute. Who is wearing no shoes? Is it the OP or the girl? Cause otherwise this whole thread is pointless.

    Or is it?
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    Can we make this thread meaningful and make it NSFW?

    I'd hit what's up from that toe. You want a toe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Exactly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Exactly.
    Given her eschewing of rubber soles, I figured she wouldn't be a Beatles fan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Given her eschewing of rubber soles, I figured she wouldn't be a Beatles fan.
    I don't care who you are, that right there is funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Given her eschewing of rubber soles, I figured she wouldn't be a Beatles fan.
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    I don't care who you are, that right there is funny.
    I don’t get it
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